Springboks are antelope-kind-of things found in Africa. They will pronk - meaning, leap - into the air with their legs stiff and their back bowed. It's pretty cool. Epic pronk, bro. You just got pronk …
A school ID is a lot like a drivers license. Meaningless.
Patience, young one. All will be revealed.
You may have lost your youth, but you've still got that spunk. (via justmiddleagedmanthings.tumblr.com, run by your dad)
You don't snow what's wrong with them. Snow one does.
The pictures your uncle has been yelling at since September.
Eat or die.
Who said hair was just for your head? Look - if you see a sick curl, just grab your board, hop on, and ride it, hombre. 'Cuz these peeps must use some gnarly conditioner.
Girl you are J-Law dropping.
Snow-chomps and Mutt Cutts and rockets and more.
Johnny and Mary, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Or also just sittin' in front of everyone, with zero shame whatsoever. That's what affection is all about, right? Showing it off to the world? Be pro …
You can even "D" me instead of See Me. Just please pass me.
Every parent knows the key to being a good par --- 'NOTHER BEER JESSIE OR NO ALLOWANCE THIS WEEK!
Quickly! There's no time Google! I'm too busy publicly declaring my ignorance of famous, influential artists!
All the power, none of the Xhibit.
The original Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Lion debuted over 90 years ago and has been a hallmark for the Hollywood studio. To keep up with the times, they've updated the lion every now and then, and are curren …
Unlike bad ideas, this day only comes once ever four years.