LONG LIVE ANARCHY (as long as it's before my 9 p.m. curfew).
Welcome to the 7th layer of taco hell (right after the spicy guac).
It's not just a month, it's a way of life.
Your Bachelorette or Bachelor party excuse can't protect you now. Weirdos.
Beauty is pain.
It's like the internet is eating its own tail. Or something.
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
This year for Thanksgiving be thankful we put this together so you're not bored sitting at the kid's table. YOU'RE WELCOME.
First world rage in 3...2...UGH JUST MOVE IT TO THE LEFT.
I give this two paws up.
Easy with that thing. Gloves on at all times.
It just touches your plush animal heart, doesn't it.
No time to think.
Drop that beat not egg.
They disappear after seventy dog seconds.
Come on, boy. Let's go for a swing.
Stars: They're Just Like These People, Sorta.
I'm thankful that my hand turkeys don't SUCK ASS!
And you thought the Shawshank Redemption was dramatic.