Drop that beat not egg.
Ah, so the hunter becomes the hunted. Poor, poor humans.
Beauty is in the googly eyes of the beholder.
It's late. Like, really late. You've been staring at the computer screen for hours and OH MY GOD DID THAT CAT JUST TALK? Oh phew, no that's just your brain misfiring. Maybe it's time to go to bed. But …
What do you mean you didn't know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.
Four legs. One rule of gravity. Zero possibilities.
If the apocalypse is indeed happening, make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty. That shit is always going down. Here's proof: in chronological order, a list of disaster movies (and television miniser …
It's Hanukkah, and yeah it's like the 5th day, but don't skimp out on the gifts. I mean, seriously, just put a little effort into it. I'm talking to you Nana Ester.
Just because they're big doesn't mean they're mature. These dopes love that stupid flimsy cardboard like their nine lives depend on it.
They disappear after seventy dog seconds.
Only ones missing are Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
The internet is a weird place and cause for much trepidation. But it's also a super cool place where giant toast bread can be slept upon and cats have equal rights in chat forums. Here's some pictures …
The animal kingdom can be stressful -- what with the predators, the prey, and whatnot. Sometimes you just gotta bounce all that away.
Sleek. Stylish. Thoroughly out of place.
A name is a funny thing. It's just a couple of words, really - a few specific sounds chosen by your parents that, when put in a certain order, identify you. And yet your name becomes a part of your pe …
How often do you pay close attention to what is goin' inside that illuminated square box we all like to watch? Maybe you should OPEN YOUR EYES, man, and actually read some of the tings they're putting …
Happy Valentine's Day, all you single, miserable people!
Patience, young one. All will be revealed.
You may have lost your youth, but you've still got that spunk. (via justmiddleagedmanthings.tumblr.com, run by your dad)