Picture Galleries (Page 15)

Tuesday, Oct 6 2009
The Best of Mr. Belding Picture Gallery The Best of Mr. Belding

Ever since Zach left for the College Years, Belding's life has been a downward spiral of remorse and neglect.

8 Pictures "Mr. Belding singing karaoke in LA." I like to think he did a stunning rendition of the Zack Attack classic, "Friends Forever." Dennis Haskins' evil twin!? "Belding rocking out with my friends' band at SUNY Oneonta" I like to think that whatever Belding is up to, Zach is still making his life hell. Where did you get that t-shirt? Go to the locker room and change, you've got a month's worth of Saturday detentions buddy! Doesn't matter what the argument is, if Mr. Belding is holding a piece of paper saying you are gay, you lost. "What's up with you guys and that 2 in the pink shit? I can't believe its gotten so big." - Mr. Belding I had it all!
Monday, Oct 5 2009
15 Ridiculous Tramp Stamps Picture Gallery 15 Ridiculous Tramp Stamps

Tramp Stamps: Coming second in classiness, only to lose to the "inner bottom lip tattoo."

15 Pictures The tattoo and irony have something in common. They both fade. Truth in advertising. If it quotes the bible, is it still a tramp stamp? Either her name is Feminist, or she just doesn't know what it means. Interesting, a tramp stamp that's sort of un-trampy. Only sort of. How to ruin a good thing. This tramp stamp ain't just an ugly butterfly (optical illusion). Does she get in for free now?
Friday, Oct 2 2009
25 Great Bumper Stickers Picture Gallery 25 Great Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers really do say a lot about the driver. Even before reading one, you know they're a sad excuse for a human being.

25 Pictures Mine also comes up with "Bema". And proud we are of all of them. They were out of 'virgin' bumper stickers. It never gets me very far. "This guy from my home town knew that a car crash was in his future." I'd rather be at a Neil Diamond concert. There should be more scooter bumper stickers. "If the scooter's a rockin', you can probably tell why!" "It was worth stopping in the rain to take the picture."
Thursday, Oct 1 2009
Top 20 Hummers Picture Gallery Top 20 Hummers

Maybe if "gas guzzler" didn't sound so damn cool, people would stop buying Hummers and switch to a Prius.

20 Pictures The purple humvee was sending mixed messages about his sexuality. Until he modified it! Looks they're finally instituting that Hummer penalty we've been asking for. There's really no better place to learn. "Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs." If I wanted a clever bumper sticker, I would have asked Spencer's Gifts. He parked on top of the small car. Jihad that! I'm still not sure I get what a man you are, maybe you need a bumper sticker about getting laid.
Wednesday, Sep 30 2009
10 Incredible Protesters Picture Gallery 10 Incredible Protesters

The Number 1 key to being a good protester: quitting your job to have more time to protest. Number 2: a solid sign.

10 Pictures Free speech is a double edged sword. "I ordered coffee with breakfast damnit!" Finally, someone breaks down this immigration debate into terms I can understand. See, this is how to protest if you're under 21. "This is the infamous Fred Phelps. He pickets churches and stands on busy streets in Topeka Kansas to get his point out. However, he just got outsmarted." He's going up, up up! To heaven. How many women would give Bush a blow job if it meant he got impeached? Confused protester.
Tuesday, Sep 29 2009
15 Best Human Wrecking Balls Picture Gallery 15 Best Human Wrecking Balls

Why use real tools when you have human hands and heads?

15 Pictures We're not gonna take it! NO! We ain't gonna take it! He won a bet and could afford to replace the door... "This is what happens when you hide from the cops in an non-existant attic." "Doug wasn't kidding when he said he was about to pass out." "This is what happens when the huge guy on the left decides it would be a good idea to run into the dorm room wall at full speed. The hole connects directly to the girls bathroom next door." "I used to have a four bedroom apartment, it's become more of a three bedroom these days." OHH YEAH!! "We got no food, no jobs, our friends heads are coming out of the ceiling..."
Monday, Sep 28 2009
10 Innovative Urinals Picture Gallery 10 Innovative Urinals

When it come to urinals, the name of the game is aim.

10 Pictures "Hold on, it's going to be a wild ride." Those New Zealanders really know how to decorate a urinal. Worst job ever? Urinal goalie. You don't pee in this urinal, you ride it. The flusher makes it look like it's winking. Us dudes are so retarded. Excuse me miss... I'd be impressed if someone could use both at once.
Thursday, Sep 24 2009
Ridiculous Police Blotters Picture Gallery Ridiculous Police Blotters

The only real crime here is the reporting.

39 Pictures It's a rule, regardless of the situation. 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous. Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky.... "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice." Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay. We have some "special" kids here at UMass, as you can see from our police logs. Apparently at Drake all the weirdos get up before noon. Text messages have a purpose?
25 Best Chest Hair Designs Picture Gallery 25 Best Chest Hair Designs

There's nothing more manly than having chest hair. Then meticulously shaving it into a design of something immature and childish.

25 Pictures "Will you be my Valentine?" Ironically, the electric shaver that was used happened to be a Decepticon. Instead of kryptonite, his weakness is an itchy chest. Too poor to afford the t-shirt. Follow this man. He is a true leader. Then shave the rest of your back and you'll have a killer suntan. Interesting chest hair Maintaining Bruce Wayne chest is Alfred's worst job.
Wednesday, Sep 23 2009
10 Best Senior Quotes Picture Gallery 10 Best Senior Quotes

And one day your children will read these quotes. And laugh. At their mother for marrying you.

10 Pictures And Old School senior quote. 2-for-1 senior quotes. Least attentive yearbook editors ever. "The best part is his mom works at the school." Enough pictures, who else has a good senior quote? This one's funny A double threat - great senior picture, great senior quote. Oh, the places you won't go.
Tuesday, Sep 22 2009
20 Spectacular Headlines Picture Gallery 20 Spectacular Headlines

It's really great when journalists just give up. And get fired.

20 Pictures "It's funny because..." This is great because, really, both names could mean penis. Now that's a local women's basketball game I might attend. Never cock-smack a tiger. The decision should be William and Mary's, not Kirk Wessler's. If the game had gone the other way, the headline should have been "Cocks In Your Face!" Student newspaper, you're the greatest. Oldest story in the book.
Monday, Sep 21 2009
15 WTFortune Cookies Picture Gallery 15 WTFortune Cookies

It's very unfortunate you decided to eat here.

15 Pictures FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again. FORTUNE COOKIES: Come on fortune cookie, go out on a limb. Take a chance. FORTUNE COOKIE: It is dumb, to say things dumbly. FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm trying to figure out if there's any kind of double entendre going on here. I don't think there is. "Weird Fortune Cookie Messages..... New Contest?" Sure, why not? Weird fortune cookie messages. New contest. FORTUNE COOKIES: "You know, maybe I will." FORTUNE COOKIES: This guys spelling is worse then mine. FORTUNE COOKIES: Great?
Awkward Family Moments Picture Gallery Awkward Family Moments

The only thing more uncomfortable is your belligerent aunt hitting on you at a family reunion.

16 Pictures Her dad went into the woods 3 years ago when she was born a female. Now he's returned for her birthday surprise. WUT DO I DO WHN BBY CRYING? Why So Serious, Mom? Calm down it's not as creepy as it looks. He's holding her head in place because the dad and sister chopped it off with a hatchet last night, so calm down. Wake up grandpa! I want to go to the park. Grandma fell right into her trap. "My little sister with her boyfriend... parents didn't even know I was there." Grandpa, I know the valedictorian rambled a little but if you could just calm down.
Friday, Sep 18 2009
10 Great Relationship Cheaters Picture Gallery 10 Great Relationship Cheaters

I can't even cheat at monopoly and get away with it.

10 Pictures Yes I have a girlfriend but we agreed to be open, but only on Thursdays. No, really. See? We made up shirts. I just don't get understand these new joint bank account billboards. You got played, dude. This was his wife's way of getting back at him. By getting him out of the house so she could cheat on him. "My neighbors garage door, the only college girl in a retirement community." You hate to come home from a long day at the office and see... Sorry Mr. Lisa, this is really funny. "I caught this chick cheating on her boyfriend at a costume party."
Thursday, Sep 17 2009
The Gnarly 90: Part 2 Picture Gallery The Gnarly 90: Part 2

Don't worry, it's your parents' fault.

35 Pictures This kid is now the drummer for a goth/screamcore band. I saw House Party when I was seven and it CHANGED MY LIFE. But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! I feel bad for the women of the 90's. After this we all fired our nerf guns at my mom, who was taking the picture. Next time your mom complains about the way you dress, show her this picture and say "It was worse when you were in charge." I carry my gat in this fanny pack.
Wednesday, Sep 16 2009
20 Great Warning Signs Picture Gallery 20 Great Warning Signs

All the warning signs are there.

20 Pictures A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys. Noooo! Help me! Sign at the Polish Air Force. Yes, they apparently speak English in Poland now. No more questions. The buffalo wait until you lose a wheel and you're immobile - then they strike. This sign is probably more effective now then it ever was when it was still standing. So what you're saying is the drowning machine is dangerous? Yeah, I got it. "Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!" Hit five in a row and the points double!
Tuesday, Sep 15 2009
10 Beautiful Cross Dressers Picture Gallery 10 Beautiful Cross Dressers

They're like a cross between men and burly, unattractive women.

10 Pictures I'm not...really...sure I'm not judging on looks, but this is likely the craziest person ever. Ahh! Next picture, next picture! Eddie Murphy's new character from Norbit 2. Does that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy still stand? "It looks like some Florida fans paid a homeless guy to put on an LSU cheerleader outfit." The most important tool for cross dressers - duct tape. Hardcore.
Monday, Sep 14 2009
15 Great Cop Cars Picture Gallery 15 Great Cop Cars

Spinning doughnuts in parking lots... while simultaneously eating them.

15 Pictures Driver, open up the sun roof and chase down that perp. "So if you get arrested by this cop do you get to ride shotgun? " "Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs." I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget! Pacific Blue often ignored the less glamorous side of being a bike cop. Not very original, but huge points for risk. It's in case the police need to roll over twenty unoccupied cars while pursuing a suspect. Or in case there's a Carzilla attack somewhere. The perfect cover.
Friday, Sep 11 2009
Top Ownage and Pwnage Picture Gallery Top Ownage and Pwnage

These pictures are more gangster than Al CaPWNAGE.

20 Pictures You must do a lot of owning if getting a stamp made up was worth the money. Playgr0wn3d. Ownage runs rampant. The word owned is thrown around pretty loosely these days. World's most uncomfortable picture to look at. And you said the fog machine was a waste of money. "16 hours of driving to Yellowstone National Park and this was the highlight of the trip." Yup, everything seems pretty messed up.
Thursday, Sep 10 2009
The Gnarly 90s: Part 1 Picture Gallery The Gnarly 90s: Part 1

The decade that defined Pauly Shore.

25 Pictures But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!' Is that a walkman or a Ghostbusters trap? Those headphones aren't attached to anything, but that was cool in the 90's. Go ahead, fire a nerf arrow directly at me. Embarassing 90's Pics Original gangsta. "It's important to choose your first day of school outfit carefully." So gangsta.