You don't snow what's wrong with them. Snow one does.
It takes some super balls to be this good at football.
Who said being a bus driver wasn't "cool"? Wow, even your bus driver said that?
Ho, Ho, Hold it right there sir. Are you sure you're qualified to be a Mall Santa?
They're not dolls, they're hardened plastic action figurines that greatly resemble dolls.
Judgment Day isn't machines becoming self-aware, it's vending machines learning to eat their own food.
This is what happens when an elementary school kid who gets to be "mayor for a day" stages a bloody coup.
Is there anything more American than "trucks" and "monsters"? This question isn't rhetorical. Please answer.
Speed Limits? Where we're going we don't need Speed Limits.
The Top 10 pictures of the week straight to your face right now!
Hey, we stole the doggy's style. The least we could do is give them some clothes in return.
What's the point of having freedom if we can't have our guns! Write to your congressman people.
Be really, really careful and try not to move your mouse too much or too fast.
Be thankful for the fact that as long as the world exists, there will always be awesome and ridiculous pictures.
Wouldn't it be great if there were actual "monkey bars"? Agree or disagree. Either way, play nice.