Why use real tools when you have human hands and heads?
When it come to urinals, the name of the game is aim.
The only real crime here is the reporting.
There's nothing more manly than having chest hair. Then meticulously shaving it into a design of something immature and childish.
And one day your children will read these quotes. And laugh. At their mother for marrying you.
It's really great when journalists just give up. And get fired.
It's very unfortunate you decided to eat here.
The only thing more uncomfortable is your belligerent aunt hitting on you at a family reunion.
I can't even cheat at monopoly and get away with it.
Don't worry, it's your parents' fault.
All the warning signs are there.
They're like a cross between men and burly, unattractive women.
Spinning doughnuts in parking lots... while simultaneously eating them.
These pictures are more gangster than Al CaPWNAGE.
The decade that defined Pauly Shore.
Duct tape: the cheapest alternative to glue, rope, nails, handcuffs, clothing, and food.
Because the best time to steal a glance is obviously when a camera's pointed right at you.
I guess we still get the last laugh.
Forget classes, this is the real test. Test of your school spirit!
A school ID is a lot like a drivers license. Meaningless.
The REAL illusion is their social life.
Some aren't even pranks, they're just bitter, bitter people getting revenge.
It's a buffet. What am I going to do? NOT eat my weight in belgium waffles covered in ground beef?
Get back to your typewriter monkey! And LAYER your jokes for crying out loud.