Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don't type anything that's more than 5 characters.
Zero f*cks given. Not a single one.
Sure, you can create a Self Pop Tart photoshopping the camera out of your selfie but if you bring it into real life? Well, it turns out in New York City nobody gives a damn anyway.
"Be the change you want to see in the world." - Gandhi/whoever invented these glorious things.
Creepin' ain't easy.
We never really grow up, we just learn how to look at boobs without getting caught
What a bunch of fatties. You stupid fat animals ha ha ha ** *eats cake alone ***
Going to the beach may seem like a good idea, but it's probably not. Especially when you enjoy flips, surfing, boogie boards, waves, water, sand, and anything else you find at the beach.
Hear that? That's Sir-Mix-a-Lot planning his comeback single.
Just because you don't have any money, doesn't mean you can't assemble an awesome costume. All it takes is a couple pieces of cardboard, some duct tape, and a little inspiration... But mainly duct tap …
Rolling Stone, here are a few suggestions for covers other than the Boston bomber that might've gone over about as well, if not better.
Despite being LITERALLY the easiest costume to pull off, vest, pants and white shirt,, these people still can't seem to pull it off. I'd hate to see their sidekick Chewbacca under these circumstances. …
During a long day of packaging toys, mistakes may be made. Check out 13 of the most horrible and most ridiculous blunders.
I like cats that wear Abercrombie & Fitch (bags).
At some point, an MLB executive had the brilliant idea to let people with no baseball training embarrass themselves at the beginning of every game. And for that, we will be eternally grateful.
You may have lost your youth, but you've still got that spunk. (via justmiddleagedmanthings.tumblr.com, run by your dad)
Aww, man's best clone.
Take notes, sorority gals. Related: 11 Animals Taking Selfies
GIFs. The G stands for Girl Talk.
Patience, young one. All will be revealed.
Salute these American heroes. No, not like that. With your hand.