Don't Take These Statues for Granite
Who you callin' "Fairy" punk?
Who you callin' "Fairy" punk?
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The ole' statue of liberty play.
The ole' statue of liberty play.
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Me iz looky ova shoulder, learnin howz to read.
Me iz looky ova shoulder, learnin howz to read.
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There's no wrong way to do it in Norway. Except this way which is incredibly demoralizing for the servant.
There's no wrong way to do it in Norway. Except this way which is incredibly demoralizing for the servant.
4
The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.
The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.
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Give me liberty or give me beer bongs.
Give me liberty or give me beer bongs.
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"We were trying to be patriotic with the Statue of Liberty, but the knight's helmet that she's holding looks like something completely different."
"We were trying to be patriotic with the Statue of Liberty, but the knight's helmet that she's holding looks like something completely different."
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Those two dudes are rock hard right now.
Those two dudes are rock hard right now.
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Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.
Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.
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They're all hard as rocks.
They're all hard as rocks.
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Can you blame her? He's practically an Adonis!
Can you blame her? He's practically an Adonis!
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In 5 minutes he'll be rock hard and ready to roll.
In 5 minutes he'll be rock hard and ready to roll.
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I like to imagine that he was covered with babies, but he just gathered up enough strength to explode out of them.
I like to imagine that he was covered with babies, but he just gathered up enough strength to explode out of them.
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Does it really get much funnier than this?
Does it really get much funnier than this?
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He's like a pornographic Atlas.
He's like a pornographic Atlas.
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The Force choke is no laughing matter. That guy was really choking.
The Force choke is no laughing matter. That guy was really choking.
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"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
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Some people might say every costume is a 'biggest waste of time.' Those people are all old.
Some people might say every costume is a 'biggest waste of time.' Those people are all old.
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This drunk tank can barely hold him.
This drunk tank can barely hold him.
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If someone finds a magic hat that brings snowmen to life, this is going to be really awkward.
If someone finds a magic hat that brings snowmen to life, this is going to be really awkward.
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Our new ladies of liberty, making out.
Our new ladies of liberty, making out.
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"C'mon, I PROMISE to play nice this time. No more poking roadkill. Swear.
"C'mon, I PROMISE to play nice this time. No more poking roadkill. Swear.
22
Giving new meaning to the game "Stone Face".
Giving new meaning to the game "Stone Face".
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Alright you saw the town green, beautiful right? Now get the f*ck out buddy boy, my finger's gettin' tired.
Alright you saw the town green, beautiful right? Now get the f*ck out buddy boy, my finger's gettin' tired.
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"Turn your head and cough."
"Turn your head and cough."
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I wonder what he was famous for.
I wonder what he was famous for.
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How could you NOT do this with a statue like that.
How could you NOT do this with a statue like that.
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This phenomenon seems to be sweeping the nation- contributed by Amy Duskiewicz
This phenomenon seems to be sweeping the nation- contributed by Amy Duskiewicz
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Wow, it looks like the girl is... drinking water.
Wow, it looks like the girl is… drinking water.
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God damn it I'm made of iron, someone pour it in my mouth.
God damn it I'm made of iron, someone pour it in my mouth.
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"I guess they really like turtles?"
"I guess they really like turtles?"
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Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity.
Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity.
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i wonder how they got it on
i wonder how they got it on
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Batter up.
Batter up.
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Kind of an odd photo, but kind of an odd statue as well.
Kind of an odd photo, but kind of an odd statue as well.
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I can't get over the look on this Ape's face. So good.
I can't get over the look on this Ape's face. So good.
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Wait 'till she sees my nuts (get it? nuts!)
Wait 'till she sees my nuts (get it? nuts!)
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Behind you!
Behind you!
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"Statue of a ram in australia that had huge balls."
"Statue of a ram in australia that had huge balls."
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"Sexual misconduct in Roman Catholicism dating back to November 1, 1776 in San Juan Capistrano, CA."
"Sexual misconduct in Roman Catholicism dating back to November 1, 1776 in San Juan Capistrano, CA."
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"Statue at a park in Boston. Don't forget to pull my hair! "
"Statue at a park in Boston. Don't forget to pull my hair! "
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My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.
42
Serves him right for running head first into a bronze statue of Rocky.
Serves him right for running head first into a bronze statue of Rocky.
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What good is a waterfountain if statues are drinking from it instead of humans? Plus it looks like the kids are having sex.
What good is a waterfountain if statues are drinking from it instead of humans? Plus it looks like the kids are having sex.
44Just because statues are immobile doesn't mean they can't move you.
