Spring Breaking My Daddy's Heart
Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Oh, someone did.
Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer. Oh, someone did.
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
2
That Guy is just making sure the picture gets taken. Everything seems to be in order here.
That Guy is just making sure the picture gets taken. Everything seems to be in order here.
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Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.
Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.
4
Happy Spring Break everybody!
Happy Spring Break everybody!
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By spring break standards, that yellow thong is extremely conservative.
By spring break standards, that yellow thong is extremely conservative.
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"I was at a wet t-shirt competition and a guy in the crowd slapped this chick on the belly. My camera just happened to catch the fat ripple effect. The photo is real and not been photo-shopped except to hide the girls face."
"I was at a wet t-shirt competition and a guy in the crowd slapped this chick on the belly. My camera just happened to catch the fat ripple effect. The photo is real and not been photo-shopped except to hide the girls face."
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Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.
Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.
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They're on Spring Break, we can see their butts, everybody wins.
They're on Spring Break, we can see their butts, everybody wins.
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Another view of the Reef Bikini contest. Woah.
Another view of the Reef Bikini contest. Woah.
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Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?
Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?
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Tonya from the Real World on spring break. but there's nothing real about them.
Tonya from the Real World on spring break. but there's nothing real about them.
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I don't know what to say. Nice ass?
I don't know what to say. Nice ass?
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You're welcome!
You're welcome!
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"Crystal Beach Galveston, underrated for spring break."
"Crystal Beach Galveston, underrated for spring break."
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Hulkamania lives!
Hulkamania lives!
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Hard to believe That Guy is just 3 inches tall.
Hard to believe That Guy is just 3 inches tall.
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From this day forward this shall be my lucky beer bong.
From this day forward this shall be my lucky beer bong.
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Picture from what was, apparently, the greatest spring break of all time.
Picture from what was, apparently, the greatest spring break of all time.
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He's celebrating - this is the best picture he's ever ruined.
He's celebrating – this is the best picture he's ever ruined.
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"2 chicks kissing- Bahia Mar hotel pool (padre springbreak 04)"
"2 chicks kissing- Bahia Mar hotel pool (padre springbreak 04)"
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I'm going in.
I'm going in.
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Hey classy lady, can I buy you a drink?
Hey classy lady, can I buy you a drink?
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Either spring break or the best midterms ever.
Either spring break or the best midterms ever.
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Nothing too special about this picture, it's just plain old hot.
Nothing too special about this picture, it's just plain old hot.
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Why travel, I have all the girls making out I need right here.
Why travel, I have all the girls making out I need right here.
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It's like the last shot of Gone With The Wind, except drunker.
It's like the last shot of Gone With The Wind, except drunker.
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Those yellow letters were really there.
Those yellow letters were really there.
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Girls making out.
Girls making out.
29
MTV Real World's Sirus caught in a NebraskaCoeds shoot.
MTV Real World's Sirus caught in a NebraskaCoeds shoot.
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There's a party on my face and you're invited.
There's a party on my face and you're invited.
31
"On Sunday March 18th, five guys decided it would be a good idea to buy male g-strings at a novelty store (they were on sale 3 for $10) and they went for a walk on the beach. Little did they know that this stunt would cost them $695 each on bail after the
"On Sunday March 18th, five guys decided it would be a good idea to buy male g-strings at a novelty store (they were on sale 3 for $10) and they went for a walk on the beach. Little did they know that this stunt would cost them $695 each on bail after the
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"Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off."
"Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off."
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"I was house hunting with my buddies, and we came across this written on the whiteboard in the kitchen. We decided not to take the place."
"I was house hunting with my buddies, and we came across this written on the whiteboard in the kitchen. We decided not to take the place."
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No jumping!
No jumping!
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Torgo on Spring Break.
Torgo on Spring Break.
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Seniors rule!
Seniors rule!
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A leaked scene from Borat 2: Too Many Borats.
A leaked scene from Borat 2: Too Many Borats.
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Beer bongs - fun for ages 16 and up!
Beer bongs – fun for ages 16 and up!
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"Our buddy passed out in Key West."
"Our buddy passed out in Key West."
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Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break.
Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break.
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"Upside down underwater beer bongs at 10AM in Havasu on spring break"
"Upside down underwater beer bongs at 10AM in Havasu on spring break"
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It was all funny... until they fell in love.
It was all funny… until they fell in love.
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"Monkey pissed on me, it was worth it."
"Monkey pissed on me, it was worth it."
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I wonder what that old guy is taking a Spring Break from.
I wonder what that old guy is taking a Spring Break from.
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If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.
If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.
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"While we were hanging out at a bar in Panama City Beach, Florida on our last night this guy come strolling in sporting this sweet news article from 1999, a toy tractor (we figured he took shots out of the trailer), and the Elton John tour shirt from '86/
"While we were hanging out at a bar in Panama City Beach, Florida on our last night this guy come strolling in sporting this sweet news article from 1999, a toy tractor (we figured he took shots out of the trailer), and the Elton John tour shirt from '86/
47The great thing about springs is they never break. They just get stretched out and drunk, then pass out.
