Star Wars: Episode III.5
Just remember guys, no girl is worth turning to the dark side.
Just remember guys, no girl is worth turning to the dark side.
1
What a stud.
What a stud.
2
More proof nerds have developed mind control rays.
More proof nerds have developed mind control rays.
3
Big pimpin'
Big pimpin'
4
Those things have zippers?
Those things have zippers?
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Darth Maul
This party is sparsely populated.
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"That explains the hair."
"That explains the hair."
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K2-D2
K2-D2
8
She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
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I personally like the ads below the page.
I personally like the ads below the page.
10
It seemed like a great idea....
It seemed like a great idea….
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Let me count the signs this guy still lives with his mother.
Let me count the signs this guy still lives with his mother.
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Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become.
Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become.
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The Patron Saint of Irish nerds
The Patron Saint of Irish nerds
14
You are under arrest for never getting to second base.
You are under arrest for never getting to second base.
15
Yeah, but can your precious 'girlfriend' run Half Life 2 at 90 frames per second! I don't think so!
Yeah, but can your precious 'girlfriend' run Half Life 2 at 90 frames per second! I don't think so!
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Here she is - the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.
Here she is – the girl who has heard the worst pickup lines ever.
17
Great Jabba costume.
Great Jabba costume.
18
The force is strong with this one. Not this one though,
The force is strong with this one. Not this one though,
19
This guy outfitted his truck to look like a Star Wars X-Wing fighter, but missed the obvious opportunity to put an R2D2 head on the roof and an "I have never kissed a girl" bumper sticker on the back.
This guy outfitted his truck to look like a Star Wars X-Wing fighter, but missed the obvious opportunity to put an R2D2 head on the roof and an "I have never kissed a girl" bumper sticker on the back.
20
"I went to the Star Wars premiere at midnight. I wanted to dress up, but that was all I had."
"I went to the Star Wars premiere at midnight. I wanted to dress up, but that was all I had."
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So that's where those pesky Imperials have been hiding their new project!
So that's where those pesky Imperials have been hiding their new project!
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From theforce.net... this is real.
From theforce.net… this is real.
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Sure hope the force is strong with this one...
Sure hope the force is strong with this one…
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The tattoo represents both my sane side and the side of me that likes to get Star Wars tattoos.
The tattoo represents both my sane side and the side of me that likes to get Star Wars tattoos.
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Darth Vader's ghetto lightsaber.
Darth Vader's ghetto lightsaber.
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This point of view is looking out from the cockpit of a modded Millennium Falcon Civic.
This point of view is looking out from the cockpit of a modded Millennium Falcon Civic.
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Later that night, a drunken Luke blew up the deathstar with a photon sledgehammer.
Later that night, a drunken Luke blew up the deathstar with a photon sledgehammer.
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Bad ass dude. Bad ass.
Bad ass dude. Bad ass.
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The bottle passed out and got shamed.
The bottle passed out and got shamed.
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People would never see a movie starring nobodies like Jason Bateman and Michael Cera.
People would never see a movie starring nobodies like Jason Bateman and Michael Cera.
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If you've been really good this year, maybe - MAYBE - you can have another Death Star.
If you've been really good this year, maybe – MAYBE – you can have another Death Star.
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"Wookie Armor"
"Wookie Armor"
33
Hey guys, let's get drunk and play Halo some more.
Hey guys, let's get drunk and play Halo some more.
34
Where's Waldo? Hint: Waldo is a storm trooper.
Where's Waldo? Hint: Waldo is a storm trooper.
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Tell me where the rebel scum are hiding.
Tell me where the rebel scum are hiding.
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Hopefully he doesn't spin out of control this time around.
Hopefully he doesn't spin out of control this time around.
37
"This is what happens when your friends work in Admissions."
"This is what happens when your friends work in Admissions."
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His mom: "Fine, you can have the lightsaber for your portrait but you still have to wear your nice shoes!"
His mom: "Fine, you can have the lightsaber for your portrait but you still have to wear your nice shoes!"
39
"Damnit! Who put a question mark in the Death Star?"
"Damnit! Who put a question mark in the Death Star?"
40
In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.
In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.
41
"Star Wars dorks get a kleenex ready because you are about to have a mess."
"Star Wars dorks get a kleenex ready because you are about to have a mess."
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ARE NOT!
ARE NOT!
43
The Force choke is no laughing matter. That guy was really choking.
The Force choke is no laughing matter. That guy was really choking.
44
The postal service is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Star Wars with R2D2 mailboxes. Mail is fun again!
The postal service is celebrating the 30th anniversary of Star Wars with R2D2 mailboxes. Mail is fun again!
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The real Darth would have used the force. Of course the real Darth has also gotten laid.
The real Darth would have used the force. Of course the real Darth has also gotten laid.
46
It was hard to drink through the mask, though it was easy to club strangers and rob them.
It was hard to drink through the mask, though it was easy to club strangers and rob them.
47
I hear he's kinda small for a Stormtrooper.
I hear he's kinda small for a Stormtrooper.
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Size matters not, as long as we get mushrooms.
Size matters not, as long as we get mushrooms.
49
The Jawas are never going to find him out here.
The Jawas are never going to find him out here.
50
Meet Peter Mayhew, the man inside the Chewbacca suit.
Meet Peter Mayhew, the man inside the Chewbacca suit.
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"This is the after shot of the Jedi Jump that was posted awhile back. He hit the concrete wall, hard, and got knocked out."
"This is the after shot of the Jedi Jump that was posted awhile back. He hit the concrete wall, hard, and got knocked out."
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"II couldn't take off my costume before I won the contest but I wanted to drink my beer, so the bartender made me a special straw."
"II couldn't take off my costume before I won the contest but I wanted to drink my beer, so the bartender made me a special straw."
53
Goddamn it R2 you said you knew how to find this place.
Goddamn it R2 you said you knew how to find this place.
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Storm Trooper
Technically, this is pre-episode IV making me more a Mandalorian than a Storm Trooper.
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In the Death Star recreation room.
In the Death Star recreation room.
56
Force push me.
Force push me.
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I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.
I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.
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Kid-on-the-right, you don't have a costume so please get out of the picture.
Kid-on-the-right, you don't have a costume so please get out of the picture.
59
"Their R2D2 needs some work..."
"Their R2D2 needs some work…"
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
61
Sometimes, one Empire Strikes Back poster just isn't enough.
Sometimes, one Empire Strikes Back poster just isn't enough.
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This is it! This is the single most lame-ass thing you can possibly spend money on.
This is it! This is the single most lame-ass thing you can possibly spend money on.
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Etch-a-Nerd. Is it just me, or do you just want to shake the hell out of this?
Etch-a-Nerd. Is it just me, or do you just want to shake the hell out of this?
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Toy-Yoda! Toyota! Gah, everyone's a critic. . .
AHAHAHAHAHA! Toy-Yoda! Toyota! Gah, everyone's a critic. . .
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She should've gone as Jabba. It's a closer match.
She should've gone as Jabba. It's a closer match.
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Star Wars dorks live it up one last time.
Star Wars dorks live it up one last time.
67George Lucas may have lost your respect, but losing your dignity is something fanboys do all on their own.
