LCN-PLTZ
There's really no better place to learn.
There's really no better place to learn.
1
EATTHEFAT didn't fit.
EATTHEFAT didn't fit.
2
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
3
Probably not. Yeah, definitly not.
Probably not. Yeah, definitly not.
4
If my calculations are correct, this dude hasn't been laid since 1985.
If my calculations are correct, this dude hasn't been laid since 1985.
5
"Having these plates is the only thing my '89 Prelude has going for it."
"Having these plates is the only thing my '89 Prelude has going for it."
6
This is what every owner of a white Ford Bronco wants as his license plate.
This is what every owner of a white Ford Bronco wants as his license plate.
7
"It was much less exciting to see the driver as a middle-aged woman."
"It was much less exciting to see the driver as a middle-aged woman."
8
Wait, my Health teacher told me it was supposed to be in front. What gives!
Wait, my Health teacher told me it was supposed to be in front. What gives!
9
"Yeah, let's not hang out at Mark's place anymore."
"Yeah, let's not hang out at Mark's place anymore."
10
"My other plate 'butseks' got all the way to the shipping department before some one realized what it spelled. So I had to compromise."
"My other plate 'butseks' got all the way to the shipping department before some one realized what it spelled. So I had to compromise."
11
Straight outta Wiscompton.
Straight outta Wiscompton.
12
We were wondering who took it.
We were wondering who took it.
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A true vanity plate.
A true vanity plate.
14
A policeman pulled him over moments later for speeding. His license plate said "PWND".
A policeman pulled him over moments later for speeding. His license plate said "PWND".
15
Kiefer Sutherland is getting a little too attached to this role.
Kiefer Sutherland is getting a little too attached to this role.
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Is it weird that there's a family of 4 inside?
Is it weird that there's a family of 4 inside?
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It made more sense before the last word was cut off.
It made more sense before the last word was cut off.
18
Oh yeah? Well your lesbian mom drives a Saturn.
Oh yeah? Well your lesbian mom drives a Saturn.
19
I guess when he traded in the creepy van for the Camry he had to start advertising somehow.
I guess when he traded in the creepy van for the Camry he had to start advertising somehow.
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I thought he was from Colorado.
I thought he was from Colorado.
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This falls under "license plate humor," which is about as funny as orphan jokes
This falls under "license plate humor," which is about as funny as orphan jokes
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N1CE(ORANGE)NE.
N1CENE.
23
Amir's new license plate.
Amir's new license plate.
24
Perfect.
Perfect.
25
"Whenever I go out to eat, there are always fellow enthusiasts asking if they can take pictures of it."
"Whenever I go out to eat, there are always fellow enthusiasts asking if they can take pictures of it."
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Pretty cool, until you realize this is Lars' car.
Pretty cool, until you realize this is Lars' car.
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If it rhymes it must be true!
If it rhymes it must be true!
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About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers.
About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers.
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While reading this, I got sniped.
While reading this, I got sniped.
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What I said to the cop when he pulled me over for speeding.
What I said to the cop when he pulled me over for speeding.
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Hi, now can I see your license and registration? You were doing 105 in a school zone.
Hi, now can I see your license and registration? You were doing 105 in a school zone.
32
Pretty please?
Pretty please?
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Do you know how fast you were going? Oh, and not much, sup with you?
Do you know how fast you were going? Oh, and not much, sup with you?
34
Who knew there were evil geniuses in Illinois?
Who knew there were evil geniuses in Illinois?
35
They see me rollin'...
They see me rollin'…
36
!
He's real!
37
I don't want a large Farva I want a liter of cola!
I don't want a large Farva I want a liter of cola!
38
Bring out the gimp.
Bring out the gimp.
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Run beer, run!
Run beer, run!
40
He's driving super fast to get to the hospital because he's got a fever, and there's only one prescription.
He's driving super fast to get to the hospital because he's got a fever, and there's only one prescription.
41
How does a blonde try to take a picture off the internet? She uses white-out.
How does a blonde try to take a picture off the internet? She uses white-out.
42
A/S/L was taken.
A/S/L was taken.
43
A mom who thinks she has enough kids, I guess.
A mom who thinks she has enough kids, I guess.
44
We accidentally rear-ended his car, how ironic.
We accidentally rear-ended his car, how ironic.
45![[heart] this license plate.](http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/6/e/collegehumor.4c6d17769427479949d1309e2940c002.jpg)
[heart] this license plate.
[heart] this license plate.
46
Two in the Virginia, one in the Alaska.
Two in the Virginia, one in the Alaska.
47
It's not what you think. This is just Bear Grylls' license plate.
It's not what you think. This is just Bear Grylls' license plate.
48
Mom had to stay late at work, she told me to pick you up.
Mom had to stay late at work, she told me to pick you up.
49
There were cans everywhere, man, everywhere. We didn't even know what we were drinking, for fuck's sake. The Booze War was hell, man. Pure hell.
There were cans everywhere, man, everywhere. We didn't even know what we were drinking, for fuck's sake. The Booze War was hell, man. Pure hell.
50
All up in your virginia.
All up in your virginia.
51
VAG CLEAVAGE didn't fit.
VAG CLEAVAGE didn't fit.
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JK, LOL!
JK, LOL!
53
A less obese man would have "TRKYBCN".
A less obese man would have "TRKYBCN".
54
"The cops don't even stop me when I'm swerving anymore."
"The cops don't even stop me when I'm swerving anymore."
55
The people responsible for approving license plates need to hire someone under the age of 30.
The people responsible for approving license plates need to hire someone under the age of 30.
56
"I watched bro rape alot and had 35 dollars to blow."
"I watched bro rape alot and had 35 dollars to blow."
57
You know the guy who drives this gets all the girls.
You know the guy who drives this gets all the girls.
58
Bilbo's lost brother?
Bilbo's lost brother?
59
We're in down, put the car in forward.
We're in down, put the car in forward.
60
"STD Muffin?"
"STD Muffin?"
61
Whoever has this license plate has likely been pwn3d by life.
Whoever has this license plate has likely been pwn3d by life.
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Gimpn ain't easy.
Gimpn ain't easy.
63
Sounds like I should be allowed to park closer than him.
Sounds like I should be allowed to park closer than him.
64Vanity Plates: The third best way to offend people on the road.
