ConGRADulations
Of course I'm eating, I'm stoned and I've got the munchies.
Of course I'm eating, I'm stoned and I've got the munchies.
1
Remember class of 2007 - you are the future! So get out there, grab life, hold it like you're getting ready for a back body drop, lift it up as high as you can, then catch it mid-air as if going for a spinebuster but instead drive it into the mat.
Remember class of 2007 – you are the future! So get out there, grab life, hold it like you're getting ready for a back body drop, lift it up as high as you can, then catch it mid-air as if going for a spinebuster but instead drive it into the mat.
2
The scary part is that's the dean.
The scary part is that's the dean.
3
My alcoholic father was so proud to see me graduate.
My alcoholic father was so proud to see me graduate.
4
College - you'll miss it when you're gone.
College – you'll miss it when you're gone.
5
His graduation speech was just silence.
His graduation speech was just silence.
6
You have to be born into royalty to work at Burger King.
You have to be born into royalty to work at Burger King.
7
"My Mom still isnt speaking to me. BEST GRAD EVER!"
"My Mom still isnt speaking to me. BEST GRAD EVER!"
8
He's ready for college.
He's ready for college.
9
"Tony Soprano going back to his roots showing up to the Rutgers Graduation."
"Tony Soprano going back to his roots showing up to the Rutgers Graduation."
10
Maybe she shouldn't be wearing white.
Maybe she shouldn't be wearing white.
11
"Dear Penn State. You Suck. Love, Pitt."
"Dear Penn State. You Suck. Love, Pitt."
12
"Big Shocker at Ithaca College's Commencement. And those people in the background are the school's President, Deans, and Board of Trustees."
"Big Shocker at Ithaca College's Commencement. And those people in the background are the school's President, Deans, and Board of Trustees."
13
"He was hoping and wishing for that spot at Home Depot."
"He was hoping and wishing for that spot at Home Depot."
14
Grandpa, I know the valedictorian rambled a little but if you could just calm down.
Grandpa, I know the valedictorian rambled a little but if you could just calm down.
15
"I'm so happy I gradumacated"
"I'm so happy I gradumacated"
16
"You would think everybody would have at least one friend after 4 years at Michigan State."
"You would think everybody would have at least one friend after 4 years at Michigan State."
17
"The shocker by our valedictorian and salutatorian... beautiful"
"The shocker by our valedictorian and salutatorian… beautiful"
18
Saying that a "just a mullet" is like saying Man of the Year is "just a bad movie."
Saying that a "just a mullet" is like saying Man of the Year is "just a bad movie."
19
"Traditionally, you're supposed to swim in the fountain. we took it up a notch and held a business meeting."
"Traditionally, you're supposed to swim in the fountain. we took it up a notch and held a business meeting."
20
It looks silly, but there's a speaker constantly announcing it.
It looks silly, but there's a speaker constantly announcing it.
21Nothing like squeezing 4 years of college into 6.
