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I Saw the Street Sign

There's nothing I can add to this picture, it's already perfect.

There's nothing I can add to this picture, it's already perfect.

There's nothing I can add to this picture, it's already perfect.

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So many people owe so many other people so many things right now.

So many people owe so many other people so many things right now.

So many people owe so many other people so many things right now.

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I'm moving. Later Sesame Street.

I'm moving. Later Sesame Street.

I'm moving. Later Sesame Street.

3
Chicks dig traffic department interns.

Chicks dig traffic department interns.

Chicks dig traffic department interns.

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Hopefully, not too many drunk people will think this is a real sign at night.

Hopefully, not too many drunk people will think this is a real sign at night.

Hopefully, not too many drunk people will think this is a real sign at night.

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If you didn't believe it before, now you know for sure.

If you didn't believe it before, now you know for sure.

If you didn't believe it before, now you know for sure.

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Named after the great founder of our city, Phineus Q. Broomrape.

Named after the great founder of our city, Phineus Q. Broomrape.

Named after the great founder of our city, Phineus Q. Broomrape.

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Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Hahahahaha... 80 Dr.

Hahahahaha… 80 Dr.

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Just another intersection on Opposite Blvd.

Just another intersection on Opposite Blvd.

Just another intersection on Opposite Blvd.

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Keep going up there and around the corner.

Keep going up there and around the corner.

Keep going up there and around the corner.

10
Isn't that a Dean Martin song?

Isn't that a Dean Martin song?

Isn't that a Dean Martin song?

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Ninjas ain't welcome around these parts, son.

Ninjas ain't welcome around these parts, son.

Ninjas ain't welcome around these parts, son.

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"A street sign I came across on a family trip to Hawaii.  We made our mom pull over so we could take the picture."

"A street sign I came across on a family trip to Hawaii. We made our mom pull over so we could take the picture."

"A street sign I came across on a family trip to Hawaii. We made our mom pull over so we could take the picture."

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"If you build a sign pointing to where you built it, they will come."

"If you build a sign pointing to where you built it, they will come."

"If you build a sign pointing to where you built it, they will come."

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"... just as long as your children aren't jewish, gay, or gypsies."

"... just as long as your children aren't jewish, gay, or gypsies."

"… just as long as your children aren't jewish, gay, or gypsies."

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Somewhere in America, there's a Seidell St.

Somewhere in America, there's a Seidell St.

Somewhere in America, there's a Seidell St.

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238,857 miles to go.

238,857 miles to go.

238,857 miles to go.

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The tree has a street sign reader slot.

The tree has a street sign reader slot.

The tree has a street sign reader slot.

18
The city planners are a little too full of themselves.

The city planners are a little too full of themselves.

The city planners are a little too full of themselves.

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Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.

Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.

Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.

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Thank you for the warning.

Thank you for the warning.

Thank you for the warning.

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Go back, looks like we were supposed to make a right on Irony Ave.

Go back, looks like we were supposed to make a right on Irony Ave.

Go back, looks like we were supposed to make a right on Irony Ave.

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:-(

:-(

:-(

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Wouldn't be that confusing, but it intersects with Molly's Other Nipple Blvd.

Wouldn't be that confusing, but it intersects with Molly's Other Nipple Blvd.

Wouldn't be that confusing, but it intersects with Molly's Other Nipple Blvd.

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Not only his my friend's name Ben, it's Ben Drive.

Not only his my friend's name Ben, it's Ben Drive.

Not only his my friend's name Ben, it's Ben Drive.

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This sign was defaced by the kids from Blumenfeld Ave.

This sign was defaced by the kids from Blumenfeld Ave.

This sign was defaced by the kids from Blumenfeld Ave.

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Take your sloppy third left and you're there.

Take your sloppy third left and you're there.

Take your sloppy third left and you're there.

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yarly

yarly

yarly

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Cool old guy.

Cool old guy.

Cool old guy.

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They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.

They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.

They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.

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Have you been drinking sir? You appear to be love drunk. What's that? You have something in your trunk? Sir, I'm going to have to step out of the vehicle.

Have you been drinking sir? You appear to be love drunk. What's that? You have something in your trunk? Sir, I'm going to have to step out of the vehicle.

Have you been drinking sir? You appear to be love drunk. What's that? You have something in your trunk? Sir, I'm going to have to step out of the vehicle.

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People on Renaud Drive got totally shafted. And not in the good way.

People on Renaud Drive got totally shafted. And not in the good way.

People on Renaud Drive got totally shafted. And not in the good way.

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A disgruntled housewife comes up with all the street names in this town.

A disgruntled housewife comes up with all the street names in this town.

A disgruntled housewife comes up with all the street names in this town.

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Mianus, you laughing.

Mianus, you laughing.

Mianus, you laughing.

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"This is not photoshopped.  It's an actual sign in downtown Norman, OK at the intersection of University and Main."

"This is not photoshopped. It's an actual sign in downtown Norman, OK at the intersection of University and Main."

"This is not photoshopped. It's an actual sign in downtown Norman, OK at the intersection of University and Main."

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Make a left, make a left!

Make a left, make a left!

Make a left, make a left!

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"Let's just say they stopped replacing these."

"Let's just say they stopped replacing these."

"Let's just say they stopped replacing these."

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Be afraid of mole people instead.

Be afraid of mole people instead.

Be afraid of mole people instead.

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Definitly one of the more interesting signs I've seen...

Definitly one of the more interesting signs I've seen...

Definitly one of the more interesting signs I've seen…

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Interesting street sign

Interesting street sign

Interesting street sign

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About 200 feet from the White House (on 1600 Pennsylvania and a half Avenue.)

About 200 feet from the White House (on 1600 Pennsylvania and a half Avenue.)

About 200 feet from the White House (on 1600 Pennsylvania and a half Avenue.)

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"The line has been drawn."

"The line has been drawn."

"The line has been drawn."

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18? I'll give you 15.

18? I'll give you 15.

18? I'll give you 15.

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America's fight against the obesity epidemic has taken a turn for the worse.

America's fight against the obesity epidemic has taken a turn for the worse.

America's fight against the obesity epidemic has taken a turn for the worse.

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Psych! There are just zombies doing roadwork ahead.

Psych! There are just zombies doing roadwork ahead.

Psych! There are just zombies doing roadwork ahead.

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And remember, police officers enjoy a good prank too.

And remember, police officers enjoy a good prank too.

And remember, police officers enjoy a good prank too.

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If this isn't blatant evidence of racial profiling I don't know what is

If this isn't blatant evidence of racial profiling I don't know what is

If this isn't blatant evidence of racial profiling I don't know what is

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Pedestrian Crosswalk

Pedestrian Crosswalk

He was blindsided by that oncoming car.

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CAUTION: There's a silly sign coming up.

CAUTION: There's a silly sign coming up.

CAUTION: There's a silly sign coming up.

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But officer, the sign said...

But officer, the sign said...

But officer, the sign said…

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I guess I'll drive slower?

I guess I'll drive slower?

I guess I'll drive slower?

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No harm shall come to thee, Bug.

No harm shall come to thee, Bug.

No harm shall come to thee, Bug.

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This photo was taken at an institution for children with super extremely sensitive ear drums.

This photo was taken at an institution for children with super extremely sensitive ear drums.

This photo was taken at an institution for children with super extremely sensitive ear drums.

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"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."

"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."

"The ideal getaway for your kids to play… with that sickly looking homeless man."

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Robin, for the last time, call Commissioner Gordon and have that sign removed.

Robin, for the last time, call Commissioner Gordon and have that sign removed.

Robin, for the last time, call Commissioner Gordon and have that sign removed.

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Very, very rarely does being disabled seem cool.

Very, very rarely does being disabled seem cool.

Very, very rarely does being disabled seem cool.

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From now on I'm going to refer to farting as "playing that funky horn." That's a promise, Germany.

From now on I'm going to refer to farting as "playing that funky horn." That's a promise, Germany.

From now on I'm going to refer to farting as "playing that funky horn." That's a promise, Germany.

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They are active in many things: politics, environmental reform and, mostly, eating man flesh.

They are active in many things: politics, environmental reform and, mostly, eating man flesh.

They are active in many things: politics, environmental reform and, mostly, eating man flesh.

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That makes sense.

That makes sense.

That makes sense.

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For the life of me, I can't figure out what machine this sign is warning me about.

For the life of me, I can't figure out what machine this sign is warning me about.

For the life of me, I can't figure out what machine this sign is warning me about.

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Maybe Seinfeld wasn't making that up?

Maybe Seinfeld wasn't making that up?

Maybe Seinfeld wasn't making that up?

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Thank God you put that sign up, i had no idea I wasn't supposed to fall off the cliff

Thank God you put that sign up, i had no idea I wasn't supposed to fall off the cliff

Thank God you put that sign up, i had no idea I wasn't supposed to fall off the cliff

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"Take this exit, I have a hunch he may be around here somewhere."

"Take this exit, I have a hunch he may be around here somewhere."

"Take this exit, I have a hunch he may be around here somewhere."

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"Each year, all the townspeople gather by the sign for a town photograph."

"Each year, all the townspeople gather by the sign for a town photograph."

"Each year, all the townspeople gather by the sign for a town photograph."

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Not a place to take the family.

Not a place to take the family.

Not a place to take the family.

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Drunk walking is responsible for thousands of hilarious falls every year.

Drunk walking is responsible for thousands of hilarious falls every year.

Drunk walking is responsible for thousands of hilarious falls every year.

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This is what happens when the Department of Transportation has a Christmas party with a lot of alcohol and the ability to make any sign they want.