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Top 25 Mascot Moments

"I dunno, but it looks like The Islanders mascot has a big red cock"

"I dunno, but it looks like The Islanders mascot has a big red cock"

"I dunno, but it looks like The Islanders mascot has a big red cock"

1
Well, there goes my fantasy team.

Well, there goes my fantasy team.

Well, there goes my fantasy team.

2
All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.

All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.

All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.

3
Sorry Syracuse, you still have the worst mascot.

Sorry Syracuse, you still have the worst mascot.

Sorry Syracuse, you still have the worst mascot.

4
"He never saw me coming."

"He never saw me coming."

"He never saw me coming."

5
I'm going to assume this is intentional. Yeah.

I'm going to assume this is intentional. Yeah.

I'm going to assume this is intentional. Yeah.

6
Later, the eagle tried to distract him by teasing the removal of his jersey.

Later, the eagle tried to distract him by teasing the removal of his jersey.

Later, the eagle tried to distract him by teasing the removal of his jersey.

7
This is actually a lot like this anime I once saw.

This is actually a lot like this anime I once saw.

This is actually a lot like this anime I once saw.

8
Badger-o-lantern.

Badger-o-lantern.

Badger-o-lantern.

9
The only thing more amazing than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot Scrotie is the fact that the Rhode Island School of Design has a sports program.

The only thing more amazing than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot Scrotie is the fact that the Rhode Island School of Design has a sports program.

The only thing more amazing than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot Scrotie is the fact that the Rhode Island School of Design has a sports program.

10
Usually I only date division 1 mascots, but he's got a great sense of humor.

Usually I only date division 1 mascots, but he's got a great sense of humor.

Usually I only date division 1 mascots, but he's got a great sense of humor.

11
Testud-o-lantern

Testud-o-lantern

Testud-o-lantern

12
"Dartmouth College's newest mascot... Keggy the Keg"

"Dartmouth College's newest mascot... Keggy the Keg"

"Dartmouth College's newest mascot… Keggy the Keg"

13
Daddy, how come the Husky smells like Uncle Jerry?

Daddy, how come the Husky smells like Uncle Jerry?

Daddy, how come the Husky smells like Uncle Jerry?

14
Hot hot college mascot lovin' in the backroom.

Hot hot college mascot lovin' in the backroom.

Hot hot college mascot lovin' in the backroom.

15
"Sometimes students offer things to Testudo in exchange for good grades."

"Sometimes students offer things to Testudo in exchange for good grades."

"Sometimes students offer things to Testudo in exchange for good grades."

16
This is the side of the giant chicken you don't see.

This is the side of the giant chicken you don't see.

This is the side of the giant chicken you don't see.

17
"We risked going to jail because we wanted to be on CH.com so badly.  A little breaking and entering to steal our schools mascot suit, and his friend the gorilla so we could give you the first ever mascot shocker!!!"

"We risked going to jail because we wanted to be on CH.com so badly. A little breaking and entering to steal our schools mascot suit, and his friend the gorilla so we could give you the first ever mascot shocker!!!"

"We risked going to jail because we wanted to be on CH.com so badly. A little breaking and entering to steal our schools mascot suit, and his friend the gorilla so we could give you the first ever mascot shocker!!!"

18
"I love art school. We have a hockey team here at RISD called the Nads. This is our mascot, Scrotie. GO NADS!"

"I love art school. We have a hockey team here at RISD called the Nads. This is our mascot, Scrotie. GO NADS!"

"I love art school. We have a hockey team here at RISD called the Nads. This is our mascot, Scrotie. GO NADS!"

19
This picture should be what everbody in the future thinks of when they hear the word "drunk."

This picture should be what everbody in the future thinks of when they hear the word "drunk."

This picture should be what everbody in the future thinks of when they hear the word "drunk."

20
"Gayest mascot ever?"

"Gayest mascot ever?"

"Gayest mascot ever?"

21
Hahaha it totally looks like you are giving the foul pole the shocker dude!

Hahaha it totally looks like you are giving the foul pole the shocker dude!

Hahaha it totally looks like you are giving the foul pole the shocker dude!

22
Creepiest town mascot ever, Keswick ON

Creepiest town mascot ever, Keswick ON

Creepiest town mascot ever, Keswick ON

23
If only this was my school's mascot. We'd win like, everything.

If only this was my school's mascot. We'd win like, everything.

If only this was my school's mascot. We'd win like, everything.

24
You little rugrat you...

You little rugrat you...

You little rugrat you…

25

Because your school mascot is in fact the most perverted, vile human you'll ever know.