The Girls of Summer
With triple the cleavage of "The Girls of Winter"

Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
College Asks Students to Have Sex Quietly
Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



"I got jumped." - This kid, once time passes and he has a sense of humor about it.
The only pool so big, you can technically be "lost at sea" in it.
How many words of Kim Kardashian's new IMDB bio would Kim Kardashian understand?
I'll never look at Barry Alan Pincus the same way again.
New research shows that Rihanna's mom was actually a very large humanlike lizard.
Ethnic Barbie will make a perfect KwanzaaDiwaliRamadanHanukah gift!
No, I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye. Okay, it's a tear. But that doesn't mean I'm CRYING.
I wasn't sure before, but now I DEFINITELY don't want to have a life-threatening emergency.
No one ever smiled at him again.
Hey, it's been a few weeks since that Sports Illustrated cover. I wonder if Kate Upton is still super hot? Oh, she is. Okay.