We DID Start the Fire
Is there anything more magical than flames dancing their beautiful dance on the expensive property of others?
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.



Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.