We DID Start the Fire
Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
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You'll never party this hard.
You'll never party this hard.
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Most realistic paint job ever.
Most realistic paint job ever.
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"UCF student thought lighting his hand on fire with everclear was a good idea. His hand was blistered and swollen to shit the next day."
"UCF student thought lighting his hand on fire with everclear was a good idea. His hand was blistered and swollen to shit the next day."
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The testing of the new Flame Grilled Burger appears to be a complete success.....
The testing of the new Flame Grilled Burger appears to be a complete success…..
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"Damn physics lab! Let it burn. ...let it burn."
"Damn physics lab! Let it burn. …let it burn."
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I'd like to see this guy walk up to a boyfriend, burn his eyebrows off, and walk away with the girl.
I'd like to see this guy walk up to a boyfriend, burn his eyebrows off, and walk away with the girl.
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"This pic should make front page...151 is extremely cool..." Sorry bro, but it is good.
"This pic should make front page…151 is extremely cool…" Sorry bro, but it is good.
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Let's hear it for ruining the picture of the year with some stupid Mastercard shit! Oh, wait, I guess it's American Express now.
Let's hear it for ruining the picture of the year with some stupid Mastercard shit! Oh, wait, I guess it's American Express now.
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"Pure rock 'n' roll. The best part was the carpet setting fire, but you can't see that in the picture."
"Pure rock 'n' roll. The best part was the carpet setting fire, but you can't see that in the picture."
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Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
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Wow. How does this happen?
Wow. How does this happen?
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If you're gonna give the finger, you might as well give it with some effort.
If you're gonna give the finger, you might as well give it with some effort.
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Wigs with bangs not included.
Wigs with bangs not included.
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"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
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Taco Bell Sauces
Think outside the bun.
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Father shant be taking me to Sunday school anymore.
Father shant be taking me to Sunday school anymore.
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Pyro Billy
Pyro Billy
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Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
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He's either insane or oblivious.
He's either insane or oblivious.
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Business as usual.
Business as usual.
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Take note professors - when you set something on fire the first week, you'll have your class' attention for the rest of the semester.
Take note professors – when you set something on fire the first week, you'll have your class' attention for the rest of the semester.
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There was a fire across the street from Columbia's main building.
There was a fire across the street from Columbia's main building.
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No Parking!
No Parking!
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I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately.
I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately.
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Need some more energy food before we get back to putting out the fire.
Need some more energy food before we get back to putting out the fire.
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Maybe he's just going fast.
Maybe he's just going fast.
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"Some guy robbed the liquor store in second level of the strip mall. A police standoff followed, then he locked himself in and set it on fire (he showed those cops). The store burned down but the sign survived." Mmmmm... toasty!
"Some guy robbed the liquor store in second level of the strip mall. A police standoff followed, then he locked himself in and set it on fire (he showed those cops). The store burned down but the sign survived." Mmmmm… toasty!
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He looks pretty drunk already. That beer bong must have been the knock-out punch.
He looks pretty drunk already. That beer bong must have been the knock-out punch.
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What's more crude, the original picture or the Photoshop job?
What's more crude, the original picture or the Photoshop job?
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Because what's better than fire and a table covered in alcohol?
Because what's better than fire and a table covered in alcohol?
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The ole' free haircut trick.
The ole' free haircut trick.
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No drugs, no alcohol, and... no longer any eyebrows.
No drugs, no alcohol, and… no longer any eyebrows.
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Is it ironic that it's in the Architecture Studies building?
Is it ironic that it's in the Architecture Studies building?
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A scene from the unreleased low-budget Fantastic 4 movie.
A scene from the unreleased low-budget Fantastic 4 movie.
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Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!
Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!
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This is how fire works around fireworks.
This is how fire works around fireworks.
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I'm in a rush, I'm just going to do them all at once tonight.
I'm in a rush, I'm just going to do them all at once tonight.
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Beware of the ginger red harvest moon
Beware of the ginger red harvest moon
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Wow.
Wow.
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God is a huge fan of coincidences.
God is a huge fan of coincidences.
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Congratulations people who took this picture, you are actually Beavis and Butthead.
Congratulations people who took this picture, you are actually Beavis and Butthead.
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Mario must have had star power to survive a fire like that.
Mario must have had star power to survive a fire like that.
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"Only YOU can prevent Laptop fires..."
"Only YOU can prevent Laptop fires…"
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Wanna see a kid with his head on fire? Here ya go!
Wanna see a kid with his head on fire? Here ya go!
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Smores don't taste right if you do them any other way.
Smores don't taste right if you do them any other way.
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He looks so bored for someone with fire coming out of an orifice.
He looks so bored for someone with fire coming out of an orifice.
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An excellent "bad online ad placement on Yahoo news" costume.
An excellent "bad online ad placement on Yahoo news" costume.
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This carrot cake is amazing. I've never had anything like it. Hey, is it hot in here?
This carrot cake is amazing. I've never had anything like it. Hey, is it hot in here?
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"Worst fire escape drawing ever."
"Worst fire escape drawing ever."
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Who am I supposed to call?
Who am I supposed to call?
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Haven't I seen you before? Maybe he should teach survival in the wilderness instead of chemistry.
Haven't I seen you before? Maybe he should teach survival in the wilderness instead of chemistry.
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Apparently he got this bat from A-Rod's cousin.
Apparently he got this bat from A-Rod's cousin.
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Dude, I dare you to lick it.
Dude, I dare you to lick it.
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"What we did when we found out our apartment was getting torn down and they were breaking our lease."
"What we did when we found out our apartment was getting torn down and they were breaking our lease."
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Alright Jim, make me an offer.
Alright Jim, make me an offer.
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Every wonder what 9300 lbs of Cocaine burning looks like?
Every wonder what 9300 lbs of Cocaine burning looks like?
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You'd think it would have been easy to get the the scene
You'd think it would have been easy to get the the scene
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And you thought your school was badass? Check out WVU.
And you thought your school was badass? Check out WVU.
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Only in Denmark...
Only in Denmark…
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This picture came with no description. So let's just go with "Three guys who can shoot fire and are also surrounded by more fire."
This picture came with no description. So let's just go with "Three guys who can shoot fire and are also surrounded by more fire."
61Is there anything more magical than flames dancing their beautiful dance on the expensive property of others?
