Hit My Baby One More Time
He's like a real life version of Stewie Griffin.
He's like a real life version of Stewie Griffin.
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Maybe the wife'll remember to re-stock the fridge next time!
Maybe the wife'll remember to re-stock the fridge next time!
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It's all fun and games until the baby gets eaten, at which point the dog wins the game.
It's all fun and games until the baby gets eaten, at which point the dog wins the game.
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"Redneck time out."
"Redneck time out."
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In most cultures the upside down middle finger means that when she turns 16, she finds the photographer and murders his entire family.
In most cultures the upside down middle finger means that when she turns 16, she finds the photographer and murders his entire family.
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Santa baby, just get a little grumpy for me, I see. And hurry down the chimney tonight!
Santa baby, just get a little grumpy for me, I see. And hurry down the chimney tonight!
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Bad parenting or superbaby?
Bad parenting or superbaby?
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If tragedy is funny, this picture's hilarious.
If tragedy is funny, this picture's hilarious.
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Does it really get much funnier than this?
Does it really get much funnier than this?
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Look twice.
Look twice.
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So adorable you will weep butterscotch.
So adorable you will weep butterscotch.
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This is great and all, but do you guys have anything harder?
This is great and all, but do you guys have anything harder?
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"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."
"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."
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Oh man dude, I was so drunk - I don't even remember making out with her.
Oh man dude, I was so drunk – I don't even remember making out with her.
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"I'm calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already."
"I'm calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already."
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It's cute when it's a baby, but if when it's a 9-year-old for some reason it's tragic.
It's cute when it's a baby, but if when it's a 9-year-old for some reason it's tragic.
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Sure it's cute now, but when he grows up he'll be 4 feet long and weigh around 75 pounds.
Sure it's cute now, but when he grows up he'll be 4 feet long and weigh around 75 pounds.
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"I'm not real sure it just made me laugh."
"I'm not real sure it just made me laugh."
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Set it on fire! Set it on fire!
Set it on fire! Set it on fire!
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Either that or they ate the baby.
Either that or they ate the baby.
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Please be a Photoshop...
Please be a Photoshop…
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Can we keep it?
Can we keep it?
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Dumbass doesn't even know he's being shamed.
Dumbass doesn't even know he's being shamed.
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Please do not feed the babies!
Please do not feed the babies!
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At first Dad was worried when he wanted a Barbie. Then he was proud.
At first Dad was worried when he wanted a Barbie. Then he was proud.
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Recently uncovered pictures of Hitler as a baby.
Recently uncovered pictures of Hitler as a baby.
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Oh great, I'm stuck with these guys for the next 18 years.
Oh great, I'm stuck with these guys for the next 18 years.
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My grandma, what big teeth you have.
My grandma, what big teeth you have.
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Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.
Don't be fooled by his soft, fluffy exterior. That's a cold-hearted man on the inside.
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He's tapping out, break the hold!
He's tapping out, break the hold!
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Don't worry it's not his mom. She's a complete stranger.
Don't worry it's not his mom. She's a complete stranger.
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Whasssssssssup
Whasssssssssup
32
Clones.
Clones.
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All mommy wanted was to be popular.
All mommy wanted was to be popular.
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Her dad went into the woods 3 years ago when she was born a female. Now he's returned for her birthday surprise.
Her dad went into the woods 3 years ago when she was born a female. Now he's returned for her birthday surprise.
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Here's a new one - how many dead babies does it take to make art?
Here's a new one – how many dead babies does it take to make art?
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Yoda as a young adult.
Yoda as a young adult.
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Sparataaa!
Sparataaa!
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Oh nevermind, she got a car seat. That's safe.
Oh nevermind, she got a car seat. That's safe.
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Mom made sure the bottles were washed out and filled it with breast milk. But then Dad added Bacardi 151.
Mom made sure the bottles were washed out and filled it with breast milk. But then Dad added Bacardi 151.
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Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide.
Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide.
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To be fair, in that picture, he's trying to rip the baby apart.
To be fair, in that picture, he's trying to rip the baby apart.
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TOO FUCKING CUTE
TOO FUCKING CUTE
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Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.
Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.
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He passed out without ever wearing shoes, he was asking for it.
He passed out without ever wearing shoes, he was asking for it.
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And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
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She's practicing for her high school's senior picture.
She's practicing for her high school's senior picture.
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Dude I'm so drunk, where's mommy?
Dude I'm so drunk, where's mommy?
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This is what he thinks of that pudding.
This is what he thinks of that pudding.
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You said Alex ran away to a farm!
You said Alex ran away to a farm!
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"Just close your eyes and do what you need to do before we're both dead" - said the mother to the father.
"Just close your eyes and do what you need to do before we're both dead" – said the mother to the father.
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Gotta start perpetuating stereotypes at a young age these days. How else will this new generation of kids learn?
Gotta start perpetuating stereotypes at a young age these days. How else will this new generation of kids learn?
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She was a necessary sacrifice that The Pope demanded.
She was a necessary sacrifice that The Pope demanded.
53Babies are exactly like little adults. Full of pent of hatred and rage.
