See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.

See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.

From Steve

Can I still eat other shitty cookies?

Can I still eat other shitty cookies?

They are right.

They are right.

From Kerry

I wonder what this fortune means.

I wonder what this fortune means.

Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?

Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?

From stevie

At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.

At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.

From Colby

and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?

and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?

FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet.

FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet.

From Cory Thielen

FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.

FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.

FORTUNE COOKIES: Tell me about it.

FORTUNE COOKIES: Tell me about it.

From Nick

You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.

You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.

FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me.

FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me.

From Mike Haxton

"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."

"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."

From Mark

You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.

You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.

From bryan

How post-modern.

How post-modern.

FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it?

FORTUNE COOKIES: But then how will I truly learn it?

From JW

Do cookies dream?

Do cookies dream?

From Fuzzy Slippers

FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent."

FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent."

Fortune cookies are the Chinese equivalent of comic strips.

Fortune cookies are the Chinese equivalent of comic strips.

FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm the second type.

FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm the second type.

FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie.

FORTUNE COOKIES: You're so right fortune cookie.

FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something."

FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to predict something."

Don't forget, you're weirding me out!

Don't forget, you're weirding me out!

Ask again later.

Ask again later.

"I got these fortunes on two seperate occasions."

"I got these fortunes on two seperate occasions."