25 Funny Fortune Cookies
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
