30 AWESOME Freshman IDs
"This is what happens when your friends work in Admissions."
"This is what happens when your friends work in Admissions."
1
They almost needed 2 IDs to fit this picture.
They almost needed 2 IDs to fit this picture.
2
"Lawnmower accident."
"Lawnmower accident."
3
The Brothers Gagnon.
The Brothers Gagnon.
4
How are you not level?
How are you not level?
5
"Holy crap! They're taking my picture."
"Holy crap! They're taking my picture."
6
Aaaaaaaay
Aaaaaaaay
7
Smart play. Nobody's going to question the authenticity of your eye patch, or ask you to take it off.
Smart play. Nobody's going to question the authenticity of your eye patch, or ask you to take it off.
8
Get me out of here, I'm trapped!
Get me out of here, I'm trapped!
9
Blue steel!
Blue steel!
10
He looks like he's in a bad movie and he just got hit in the nuts.
He looks like he's in a bad movie and he just got hit in the nuts.
11
"My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."
"My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."
12
There's a "too wacky" line and you are dancing right next to it.
There's a "too wacky" line and you are dancing right next to it.
13
"I saw the other comparison of freshman vs. senior year student IDs, and I figured mine was better." Any others out there?
"I saw the other comparison of freshman vs. senior year student IDs, and I figured mine was better." Any others out there?
14
"My friends and I were watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and there is a part of his stand up where he makes fun of Chinese people. This was basically my impression of Eddie Murphy's impression." It's not offensive if someone else did it first!
"My friends and I were watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and there is a part of his stand up where he makes fun of Chinese people. This was basically my impression of Eddie Murphy's impression." It's not offensive if someone else did it first!
15
Does anyone have an ID that looks like they're trying to break out of the box? That'd be a good one.
Does anyone have an ID that looks like they're trying to break out of the box? That'd be a good one.
16
If he's that stressed taking his picture, imagine how he handles homework.
If he's that stressed taking his picture, imagine how he handles homework.
17
College - the death of innocence.
College – the death of innocence.
18
"I came from Indiana to school in Brooklyn. The cold nights in BedStuy made me a rock."
"I came from Indiana to school in Brooklyn. The cold nights in BedStuy made me a rock."
19
And the best ID contest begins! Good luck, stupid looking people.
And the best ID contest begins! Good luck, stupid looking people.
20
"Oh, the decisions we make as freshmen."
"Oh, the decisions we make as freshmen."
21
Awwwwwww!
Awwwwwww!
22
Look at the camera and say "blaaaaaaargh!"
Look at the camera and say "blaaaaaaargh!"
23
I think McLovin's ID looked more authentic.
I think McLovin's ID looked more authentic.
24
Careful, your face will stay that way on your college id.
Careful, your face will stay that way on your college id.
25
Sean Penn!?
Sean Penn!?
26
My mom always made me dress up for picture day at school. When I got to college I decided it was time to cut loose and start doing heroin, having unprotected sex, and taking ridiculous school ID pictures.
My mom always made me dress up for picture day at school. When I got to college I decided it was time to cut loose and start doing heroin, having unprotected sex, and taking ridiculous school ID pictures.
27
Just ate a smurf.
Just ate a smurf.
28
"Beginning freshman and I already look stupid. Check out my ID."
"Beginning freshman and I already look stupid. Check out my ID."
29
"This is my ID card for Penn State." What's the joke, your picture or your name?
"This is my ID card for Penn State." What's the joke, your picture or your name?
30A school ID is a lot like a drivers license. Meaningless.
