A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys.

A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys.

Noooo! Help me!

Noooo! Help me!

From That Guy

Sign at the Polish Air Force. Yes, they apparently speak English in Poland now. No more questions.

Sign at the Polish Air Force. Yes, they apparently speak English in Poland now. No more questions.

The buffalo wait until you lose a wheel and you're immobile - then they strike.

The buffalo wait until you lose a wheel and you're immobile – then they strike.

From Kevin

This sign is probably more effective now then it ever was when it was still standing.

This sign is probably more effective now then it ever was when it was still standing.

So what you're saying is the drowning machine is dangerous? Yeah, I got it.

So what you're saying is the drowning machine is dangerous? Yeah, I got it.

From Brent Yamada

"Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!"

"Thanks New Hampshire, you saved me a DUI!"

Hit five in a row and the points double!

Hit five in a row and the points double!

From Anonymous

The guy looks like he's having fun.

The guy looks like he's having fun.

"No falling over or you'll drown."

"No falling over or you'll drown."

At the same time, butterflies shouldn't get into cars with strangers.

At the same time, butterflies shouldn't get into cars with strangers.

From tinyhands10

If I lose my skiing privileges, I'm as good as dead anyway.

If I lose my skiing privileges, I'm as good as dead anyway.

From CodyUC

Thank you for the warning.

Thank you for the warning.

From becka

Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.

Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.

From weck

If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.

If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.

From Jessi

Do you have anything to say before you are sentenced, empty Slurpee cup?

Do you have anything to say before you are sentenced, empty Slurpee cup?

From Mark

Rapists, you guys are cool.

Rapists, you guys are cool.

From Sean Curry

Witches? Really?

Witches? Really?

From Kerry

This is a warning sign for cows.

This is a warning sign for cows.

Well there's no line through it, so I guess this is what we're supposed to do.

Well there's no line through it, so I guess this is what we're supposed to do.

From mekilla