Yes I have a girlfriend but we agreed to be open, but only on Thursdays. No, really. See? We made up shirts.

Yes I have a girlfriend but we agreed to be open, but only on Thursdays. No, really. See? We made up shirts.

From chris

I just don't get understand these new joint bank account billboards.

I just don't get understand these new joint bank account billboards.

From ryan

You got played, dude.

You got played, dude.

This was his wife's way of getting back at him. By getting him out of the house so she could cheat on him.

This was his wife's way of getting back at him. By getting him out of the house so she could cheat on him.

"My neighbors garage door, the only college girl in a retirement community."

"My neighbors garage door, the only college girl in a retirement community."

You hate to come home from a long day at the office and see...

You hate to come home from a long day at the office and see…

Sorry Mr. Lisa, this is really funny.

Sorry Mr. Lisa, this is really funny.

From Tim Merrill

"I caught this chick cheating on her boyfriend at a costume party."

"I caught this chick cheating on her boyfriend at a costume party."

I hate to nitpick you destroying your significant other's psyche in such a grandiose way, but I think the poem is only supposed to be four lines.

I hate to nitpick you destroying your significant other's psyche in such a grandiose way, but I think the poem is only supposed to be four lines.

Just a month ago he spraypainted their names on the bridge. Then he found out she was cheating.

Just a month ago he spraypainted their names on the bridge. Then he found out she was cheating.