20 Spectacular Headlines
"It's funny because..."
"It's funny because…"
1
This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.
This is great because, really, both names could mean penis.
2
Now that's a local women's basketball game I might attend.
Now that's a local women's basketball game I might attend.
3
Never cock-smack a tiger.
Never cock-smack a tiger.
4
The decision should be William and Mary's, not Kirk Wessler's.
The decision should be William and Mary's, not Kirk Wessler's.
5
If the game had gone the other way, the headline should have been "Cocks In Your Face!"
If the game had gone the other way, the headline should have been "Cocks In Your Face!"
6
Student newspaper, you're the greatest.
Student newspaper, you're the greatest.
7
Oldest story in the book.
Oldest story in the book.
8
I didn't know rollerblading was on the sports page.
I didn't know rollerblading was on the sports page.
9
So we're not the only ones that noticed!
So we're not the only ones that noticed!
10
The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody.
The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody.
11
ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.
ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.
12
What else happens at a frat? This is an amazing headline.
What else happens at a frat? This is an amazing headline.
13
STEELERS WIN!!!!
STEELERS WIN!!!!
14
Everyone has those kind of concerns, even if they won't admit it.
Everyone has those kind of concerns, even if they won't admit it.
15
Ironic basketball story in paper
Ironic basketball story in paper
16
Bingeing is apparently slang for reciprocal blow jobs.
Bingeing is apparently slang for reciprocal blow jobs.
17
Miswritten newspaper article on Tiger Woods.
Miswritten newspaper article on Tiger Woods.
18
Article about music downloading. wait...that's not music!
Article about music downloading. wait…that's not music!
19
It was my first kick to the balls that set him on fire in the first place.
It was my first kick to the balls that set him on fire in the first place.
20It's really great when journalists just give up. And get fired.
