Top 20 Hummers
The purple humvee was sending mixed messages about his sexuality. Until he modified it!
The purple humvee was sending mixed messages about his sexuality. Until he modified it!
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Looks they're finally instituting that Hummer penalty we've been asking for.
Looks they're finally instituting that Hummer penalty we've been asking for.
2
There's really no better place to learn.
There's really no better place to learn.
3
"Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs."
"Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs."
4
If I wanted a clever bumper sticker, I would have asked Spencer's Gifts.
If I wanted a clever bumper sticker, I would have asked Spencer's Gifts.
5
He parked on top of the small car.
He parked on top of the small car.
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Jihad that!
Jihad that!
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I'm still not sure I get what a man you are, maybe you need a bumper sticker about getting laid.
I'm still not sure I get what a man you are, maybe you need a bumper sticker about getting laid.
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A cardboard hummer.
A cardboard hummer.
9
Best license plate ever?
Best license plate ever?
10
One hummer modification too badass for even Arnold.
One hummer modification too badass for even Arnold.
11
Those Hummers get terrible mileage. Terrible.
Those Hummers get terrible mileage. Terrible.
12
My friend owns a hummer and he gets the damn thing stuck once a week. Shows you what hummers are really good at, getting stuck in mud.
My friend owns a hummer and he gets the damn thing stuck once a week. Shows you what hummers are really good at, getting stuck in mud.
13
That sounds like it was Mrs. Schwarzenegger's decision.
That sounds like it was Mrs. Schwarzenegger's decision.
14
No thanks, I already threw out my back buying a Subaru.
No thanks, I already threw out my back buying a Subaru.
15
What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you.
What happens when you try and drive a 6500 lb hummer on a very thin sheet of ice? The results may not surprise you.
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Hummers are badass.
Hummers are badass.
17
I had the idea to write "Porn Kings" on a pink hummer limosine years ago and I trademarked it, so somebody owes me some money!
I had the idea to write "Porn Kings" on a pink hummer limosine years ago and I trademarked it, so somebody owes me some money!
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Irony in Advertizing
Irony in Advertizing
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"We found this H2 ghetto rigged on a boulder and a log. They even snagged the spare."
"We found this H2 ghetto rigged on a boulder and a log. They even snagged the spare."
20Maybe if "gas guzzler" didn't sound so damn cool, people would stop buying Hummers and switch to a Prius.
