25 Great Bumper Stickers
Bumper stickers really do say a lot about the driver. Even before reading one, you know they're a sad excuse for a human being.

Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.