Top 25 Wasted Animals
Did that guy just call me a dog? That guy just called me a dog! No, don't hold me back - I'm gonna claw him!
Did that guy just call me a dog? That guy just called me a dog! No, don't hold me back – I'm gonna claw him!
1
Man's best drinking buddy.
Man's best drinking buddy.
2
I told you I only like Rolling Rock!
I told you I only like Rolling Rock!
3
Swans LOVE whiskey!
Swans LOVE whiskey!
4
I SAID GET ME A TREAT!
I SAID GET ME A TREAT!
5
All dogs go to heaven. Especially this one, very soon.
All dogs go to heaven. Especially this one, very soon.
6
The bait worked, get the Abraham Lincoln hat! This is going to be awesome.
The bait worked, get the Abraham Lincoln hat! This is going to be awesome.
7
Loo at me, I'm kng o th squirrels. No! YOU have had to mch to drnk. Don't tke my kyes, I CAN DRVE HOME STILL!
Loo at me, I'm kng o th squirrels. No! YOU have had to mch to drnk. Don't tke my kyes, I CAN DRVE HOME STILL!
8
Being a cat must be awesome, it barely takes any beer to get you absolutely HAMMERED.
Being a cat must be awesome, it barely takes any beer to get you absolutely HAMMERED.
9
But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
10
Know what would be killer right now? Some fucking Meow Mix.
Know what would be killer right now? Some fucking Meow Mix.
11
Alright, just say the word when you're ready.
Alright, just say the word when you're ready.
12
I can't believe you hit your runner-runner flush draw. You drunk crustacean - who plays 3-9 suited ?
I can't believe you hit your runner-runner flush draw. You drunk crustacean – who plays 3-9 suited ?
13
Hey-a-Boo Boo! How-a-bout we steal a ice-a-cold cooler and terrible?
Hey-a-Boo Boo! How-a-bout we steal a ice-a-cold cooler and terrible?
14
He only drinks when drunk.
He only drinks when drunk.
15
I don't know why I'm even watching the game, my bracket's totally busted.
I don't know why I'm even watching the game, my bracket's totally busted.
16
This dog got so drunk he pissed in the toilet.
This dog got so drunk he pissed in the toilet.
17
He only drinks when he's depressed.
He only drinks when he's depressed.
18
He's already drunk - he's not even wearing any pants.
He's already drunk – he's not even wearing any pants.
19
I know we've put up pictures of dogs hitting a beer bong before, but this one also just did the ice luge!
I know we've put up pictures of dogs hitting a beer bong before, but this one also just did the ice luge!
20
He awoke the next morning with hairballs all down his chest.
He awoke the next morning with hairballs all down his chest.
21
Don't worry he doesn't do that, he's just kitten.
Don't worry he doesn't do that, he's just kitten.
22
Strong enough for a man, made for a puppy.
Strong enough for a man, made for a puppy.
23
Have you ever done a beer bong that's fifteen times your height?
Have you ever done a beer bong that's fifteen times your height?
24
Great Spuds McKenzie costume.
Great Spuds McKenzie costume.
25Animals already run through the woods naked, so being drunk shouldn't be too much different.
