20 Awesome Library Books
The creepiest thing on this cover, and there's a lot of competition, is the fat man's facial expression.
The creepiest thing on this cover, and there's a lot of competition, is the fat man's facial expression.
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Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day.
Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day.
2
Being Amish is all about the ATTITUDE.
Being Amish is all about the ATTITUDE.
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Chapter 1 - The Secret Merit Badge
Chapter 1 – The Secret Merit Badge
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Goddamn it, these are in Spanish.
Goddamn it, these are in Spanish.
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How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss?
How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss?
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Worst title for a romance novel ever.
Worst title for a romance novel ever.
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It's about a man who suddenly gains the ability to read the minds of negroes.
It's about a man who suddenly gains the ability to read the minds of negroes.
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I didn't know they wrote a book about my girlfriend.
I didn't know they wrote a book about my girlfriend.
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Thanks to those who brave going to the library to send us funny book titles.
Thanks to those who brave going to the library to send us funny book titles.
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Is that a book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Experiment #1: Are you a dork? If you are reading this book, then yes. Alright, onto experiment #2...
Experiment #1: Are you a dork? If you are reading this book, then yes. Alright, onto experiment #2…
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Back then, a fag was someone who played soccer with a basketball.
Back then, a fag was someone who played soccer with a basketball.
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It's a book of blank pages to use as toilet paper.
It's a book of blank pages to use as toilet paper.
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SPOILER: He who denied it supplied it.
SPOILER: He who denied it supplied it.
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Which makes Judas like a the guy who does the chopping.
Which makes Judas like a the guy who does the chopping.
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Finding Library Books has just been upgraded to a full-blown contest. We're calling it LOLbrary Books, and the best one gets $100. Don't worry, everything already sent in is retroactively eligible.
Finding Library Books has just been upgraded to a full-blown contest. We're calling it LOLbrary Books, and the best one gets $100. Don't worry, everything already sent in is retroactively eligible.
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Chapter 1 - Butt Pubes: What Are They For?
Chapter 1 – Butt Pubes: What Are They For?
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"Found at the local 'Boys & Girls Club' childrens library."
"Found at the local 'Boys & Girls Club' childrens library."
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I don't know what's worse - what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns!
I don't know what's worse – what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns!
20These books may be hard to find, but what else are you going to do in the library at 11:30 P.M., a 15-page paper? C'mon!
