20 Paradoxical Paradoxes
I guess this is a really honest Applebee's.
I guess this is a really honest Applebee's.
1
The sign is stupid, but at least we know exactly how much pudding we need to fill it.
The sign is stupid, but at least we know exactly how much pudding we need to fill it.
2
As opposed to...?
As opposed to…?
3
Dude, you just blew my mind.
Dude, you just blew my mind.
4
We're stuck here until help arrives.
We're stuck here until help arrives.
5
Food court is apparently where they try vegetables for crimes.
Food court is apparently where they try vegetables for crimes.
6
I give up, just crash the car.
I give up, just crash the car.
7
This sign is not working, please don't read.
This sign is not working, please don't read.
8
An impossible truck.
An impossible truck.
9
Might as well call it the Air Force.
Might as well call it the Air Force.
10
The people at Denny's should know better than anyone - "always open" is a sacred trust that is not to be violated.
The people at Denny's should know better than anyone – "always open" is a sacred trust that is not to be violated.
11
Some people just don't think...
Some people just don't think…
12
Merry Homer-mas everybody!
Merry Homer-mas everybody!
13
The world's biggest urinal.
The world's biggest urinal.
14
A no-smoking ashtray. Maybe you're supposed to poop in it?
A no-smoking ashtray. Maybe you're supposed to poop in it?
15
Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!
Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!
16
A poorly named trail.
A poorly named trail.
17
Based on what I know about science, that sign should cease to exist.
Based on what I know about science, that sign should cease to exist.
18
"This place never closes.... EVER..."
"This place never closes…. EVER…"
19
You just blew my mind.
You just blew my mind.
20Each one of these paradoxes is real, said the make-believe lying man from Jupiter.
