20 Beautiful Pregnancies
The real miracle of life isn't birth, it's how a stupid helpless baby survives for years without dying.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.



Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.