25 Biggest Little People
The recession has caused the airline industry to make major cutbacks as well, so they replaced horse-power with half-people.
The recession has caused the airline industry to make major cutbacks as well, so they replaced horse-power with half-people.
1
"Me, my girlfriend, and our other friend met Val Kilmer at a gas station... we are all dwarfs so it was Willow revisited!"
"Me, my girlfriend, and our other friend met Val Kilmer at a gas station… we are all dwarfs so it was Willow revisited!"
2
I LOVE MIDGETS! I HATE MIDGETS!
I LOVE MIDGETS! I HATE MIDGETS!
3
Doesn't get much better
Doesn't get much better
4
"On the bright side, they save a ton of money on makeup and costumes."
"On the bright side, they save a ton of money on makeup and costumes."
5
One man enters, half a man leaves.
One man enters, half a man leaves.
6
It's all an illusion. There are actually 3 midgets stacked.
It's all an illusion. There are actually 3 midgets stacked.
7
It was that or turn the camera sideways.
It was that or turn the camera sideways.
8
I hear wedding bells!
I hear wedding bells!
9
Body shots, half price!
Body shots, half price!
10
How is it taking two people to hold her up?
How is it taking two people to hold her up?
11
Short people have the best view at the bar.
Short people have the best view at the bar.
12
Midgets playing basketball.
Midgets playing basketball.
13
At least they didn't need that much duct tape.
At least they didn't need that much duct tape.
14
I would pay full price to watch a Spider-Man remake with midgets.
I would pay full price to watch a Spider-Man remake with midgets.
15
If nothing else, getting bounced off a trampoline and swallowed by a yawning hippo is certainly an honorable way to die.
If nothing else, getting bounced off a trampoline and swallowed by a yawning hippo is certainly an honorable way to die.
16
He used to be the biggest defensive lineman in the NFL 'til he tackled a guy head on.
He used to be the biggest defensive lineman in the NFL 'til he tackled a guy head on.
17
Verne Troyer really, really, really needs the work.
Verne Troyer really, really, really needs the work.
18
Always have to be the center of attention, don't you?
Always have to be the center of attention, don't you?
19
A fat guy, Chris Kirkpartick and a midget. That sounds like the beginning of an awful joke, but it's just another day at a Orlando Magic, whose playoff run IS the awful joke.
A fat guy, Chris Kirkpartick and a midget. That sounds like the beginning of an awful joke, but it's just another day at a Orlando Magic, whose playoff run IS the awful joke.
20
It's like the Lion King except he's not holding an animal. Wait a second, it's exactly like the Lion King.
It's like the Lion King except he's not holding an animal. Wait a second, it's exactly like the Lion King.
21
Together at last.
Together at last.
22
Midget Al Capone? Sure, why not!
Midget Al Capone? Sure, why not!
23
You know where we'll all be on NOV 20-22....
You know where we'll all be on NOV 20-22….
24They may be little. They may be funny to look at. They may fill any normal activity with pure hilarity. But I forgot what I was getting at. Yay for little people!
