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25 Great Stripper Moments

Signs positioned very conveniently.

Signs positioned very conveniently.

Signs positioned very conveniently.

1
Why would I want to read a book about stripping?

Why would I want to read a book about stripping?

Why would I want to read a book about stripping?

2
Throw down another Washington and we'll make this bad boy a Slip-N-Slide.

Throw down another Washington and we'll make this bad boy a Slip-N-Slide.

Throw down another Washington and we'll make this bad boy a Slip-N-Slide.

3
I think the "Deja Vu" refers to the fact that everyone's seen this picture before.

I think the "Deja Vu" refers to the fact that everyone's seen this picture before.

I think the "Deja Vu" refers to the fact that everyone's seen this picture before.

4
Whore we kidding? She'll end up down this career path anyway, may as well give her a head start.

Whore we kidding? She'll end up down this career path anyway, may as well give her a head start.

Whore we kidding? She'll end up down this career path anyway, may as well give her a head start.

5
You know where we'll all be on NOV 20-22....

You know where we'll all be on NOV 20-22....

You know where we'll all be on NOV 20-22….

6
Taken at a Myrtle Beach strip club...

Taken at a Myrtle Beach strip club...

Taken at a Myrtle Beach strip club…

7
Hey, use a coaster on our strip club!

Hey, use a coaster on our strip club!

Hey, use a coaster on our strip club!

8
Strippers aren't the only people that can have fun on stripper poles.

Strippers aren't the only people that can have fun on stripper poles.

Strippers aren't the only people that can have fun on stripper poles.

9
Stripper pole - if you build it, they will come.

Stripper pole - if you build it, they will come.

Stripper pole – if you build it, they will come.

10
Do you know it only costs about $70 in raw materials to build a stripper pole in your dorm?

Do you know it only costs about $70 in raw materials to build a stripper pole in your dorm?

Do you know it only costs about $70 in raw materials to build a stripper pole in your dorm?

11
"For us, there is really only one place to get doughnuts."

"For us, there is really only one place to get doughnuts."

"For us, there is really only one place to get doughnuts."

12
A stripper pole, though my first thought was smurf.

A stripper pole, though my first thought was smurf.

A stripper pole, though my first thought was smurf.

13
That's what Stone Cold Steve Austin is now up to.

That's what Stone Cold Steve Austin is now up to.

That's what Stone Cold Steve Austin is now up to.

14
This is that little girl's second birthday party. Imagine how sick her third birthday is going to be.

This is that little girl's second birthday party. Imagine how sick her third birthday is going to be.

This is that little girl's second birthday party. Imagine how sick her third birthday is going to be.

15
Moments before the 108,952nd worst stripper related injury ever.

Moments before the 108,952nd worst stripper related injury ever.

Moments before the 108,952nd worst stripper related injury ever.

16
Those two tykes popped out minutes ago. She's just a dedicated girl.

Those two tykes popped out minutes ago. She's just a dedicated girl.

Those two tykes popped out minutes ago. She's just a dedicated girl.

17
I don't know if it comes through in my carving, but I wanted her to be a down-on-her-luck single mother. It's a tragic piece.

I don't know if it comes through in my carving, but I wanted her to be a down-on-her-luck single mother. It's a tragic piece.

I don't know if it comes through in my carving, but I wanted her to be a down-on-her-luck single mother. It's a tragic piece.

18
"I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."

"I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."

"I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."

19
Awesome gymnast or awful stripper? You decide.

Awesome gymnast or awful stripper? You decide.

Awesome gymnast or awful stripper? You decide.

20
I'd like to nut in her honey.

I'd like to nut in her honey.

I'd like to nut in her honey.

21
I-support-single-moms-o-lantern

I-support-single-moms-o-lantern

I-support-single-moms-o-lantern

22
Outer Limits Topless Club - the only thing better than our ladies is our sense of humor!

Outer Limits Topless Club - the only thing better than our ladies is our sense of humor!

Outer Limits Topless Club – the only thing better than our ladies is our sense of humor!

23
Are the girls all fat or something? Actually, wouldn't that be kind of fun to go to?

Are the girls all fat or something? Actually, wouldn't that be kind of fun to go to?

Are the girls all fat or something? Actually, wouldn't that be kind of fun to go to?

24
Now THAT'S entertainment.

Now THAT'S entertainment.

Now THAT'S entertainment.

25

Hey I don't approve of this gallery either. I'm just doing it to pay my way through school.