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Lawn Mower Madness

"Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.

"Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.

"Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.

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"This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown.  It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."

"This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."

"This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."

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"The married man's chopper."

"The married man's chopper."

"The married man's chopper."

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"Synchronized mowing - end of spring break madness!" Madness?

"Synchronized mowing - end of spring break madness!" Madness?

"Synchronized mowing – end of spring break madness!" Madness?

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Bored farmer, I guess.

Bored farmer, I guess.

Bored farmer, I guess.

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Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

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When he went over a patch of lawn she was sprayed with 50 pounds of freshly ground grass and leaves.

When he went over a patch of lawn she was sprayed with 50 pounds of freshly ground grass and leaves.

When he went over a patch of lawn she was sprayed with 50 pounds of freshly ground grass and leaves.

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This picture was taken with a disposable camera, but I can't figure out how.

This picture was taken with a disposable camera, but I can't figure out how.

This picture was taken with a disposable camera, but I can't figure out how.

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"You ever been gopher hunting? well let me tell you they are persistant critters"

"You ever been gopher hunting? well let me tell you they are persistant critters"

"You ever been gopher hunting? well let me tell you they are persistant critters"

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An ad for the world's first silent lawnmower.

An ad for the world's first silent lawnmower.

An ad for the world's first silent lawnmower.

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"Seriously guys, hear me out"

"Seriously guys, hear me out"

"Seriously guys, hear me out"

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How do you know you're a redneck?  You take your riding mower to the liquor store.

How do you know you're a redneck? You take your riding mower to the liquor store.

How do you know you're a redneck? You take your riding mower to the liquor store.

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At least you don't have to worry about locking your keys in the car.

At least you don't have to worry about locking your keys in the car.

At least you don't have to worry about locking your keys in the car.

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As a policeman, I'm this town's last line of defense against chaos.

As a policeman, I'm this town's last line of defense against chaos.

As a policeman, I'm this town's last line of defense against chaos.

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That door must really hate emo.

That door must really hate emo.

That door must really hate emo.

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Mr. Hoover!

Mr. Hoover!

Mr. Hoover!

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"Dont bet on the all star game."

"Dont bet on the all star game."

"Dont bet on the all star game."

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Maybe it would have been cheaper to rent a truck than smashing out your back window?  Just a thought.

Maybe it would have been cheaper to rent a truck than smashing out your back window? Just a thought.

Maybe it would have been cheaper to rent a truck than smashing out your back window? Just a thought.

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There's a reason they are called lawnmowers and not cellphone-mowers.

There's a reason they are called lawnmowers and not cellphone-mowers.

There's a reason they are called lawnmowers and not cellphone-mowers.

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I'm glad to see that even insane people are supporting the troops.

I'm glad to see that even insane people are supporting the troops.

I'm glad to see that even insane people are supporting the troops.

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Kid, hold on tight.

Kid, hold on tight.

Kid, hold on tight.

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It's a little late since election is over, but we still thought this was funny when we read over an old newspaper

It's a little late since election is over, but we still thought this was funny when we read over an old newspaper

It's a little late since election is over, but we still thought this was funny when we read over an old newspaper

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The LawnMaster 2000 is fun for the whole family!

The LawnMaster 2000 is fun for the whole family!

The LawnMaster 2000 is fun for the whole family!

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"Never stiff your lawnboy on his week's pay." You have a lawnboy?

"Never stiff your lawnboy on his week's pay." You have a lawnboy?

"Never stiff your lawnboy on his week's pay." You have a lawnboy?

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