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When you're handling 20 gallons of pizza sauce, BE CAREFUL!

When you're handling 20 gallons of pizza sauce, BE CAREFUL!

When you're handling 20 gallons of pizza sauce, BE CAREFUL!

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"I put some oreos in the microwave for 50 minutes. The fire department was not amused."

"I put some oreos in the microwave for 50 minutes. The fire department was not amused."

"I put some oreos in the microwave for 50 minutes. The fire department was not amused."

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Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.

Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.

Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.

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and 2 proof readers.

and 2 proof readers.

and 2 proof readers.

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No-speed car chase.

No-speed car chase.

No-speed car chase.

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I give up, let's get delivery.

I give up, let's get delivery.

I give up, let's get delivery.

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Either UCLA messed up, or they are really into civil liberties.

Either UCLA messed up, or they are really into civil liberties.

Either UCLA messed up, or they are really into civil liberties.

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At least he didn't try to iron his pants.

At least he didn't try to iron his pants.

At least he didn't try to iron his pants.

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Don't't drink and make signs...

Don't't drink and make signs...

Don't't drink and make signs…

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Thanks for doing the math for me.  How many until the exit if I'm on the 7nd floor?

Thanks for doing the math for me. How many until the exit if I'm on the 7nd floor?

Thanks for doing the math for me. How many until the exit if I'm on the 7nd floor?

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Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.

Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.

Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.

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As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.

As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.

As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.

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"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."

"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."

"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."

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"D'ohh!"

"D'ohh!"

"D'ohh!"

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A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.

A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.

A firetruck that's having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a bulldozer.

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What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?

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That's his wife in the chair, shaking her head with embarrassment because this literally happens every time.

That's his wife in the chair, shaking her head with embarrassment because this literally happens every time.

That's his wife in the chair, shaking her head with embarrassment because this literally happens every time.

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Double Dose of Epic Fails

Double Dose of Epic Fails

Double Dose of Epic Fails

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Obviously DHL stands for Don't Have L...maps.

Obviously DHL stands for Don't Have L...maps.

Obviously DHL stands for Don't Have L…maps.

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Some people say I'm too incompetent to write a funny description. I disagree. Who are they? Nobody, that's who.