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I guess they give you points for showing up?
I guess they give you points for showing up?
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'Well technically the substring method could be used to make a robot attack so, yes, half credit.'~The World's Most Generous Professor
'Well technically the substring method could be used to make a robot attack so, yes, half credit.'~The World's Most Generous Professor
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Notice he got the one he actually answered wrong too.
Notice he got the one he actually answered wrong too.
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The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points.
The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points.
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At least he tried.
At least he tried.
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I love Superman, but control charts baffle me.
The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."
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How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
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You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!
You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!
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Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
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"Funny part is, I got 3/5 for the question."
"Funny part is, I got 3/5 for the question."
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Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
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Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
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He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
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The answer was 3.
The answer was 3.
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Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
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His poor stick widow.
His poor stick widow.
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A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
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"He censored 'Suck it Trebek.' What the fuck?"
"He censored 'Suck it Trebek.' What the fuck?"
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Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
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"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
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Ninjas are the original pathway model of fear.
Ninjas are the original pathway model of fear.
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"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
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Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
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This is what "I raped that test" means.
This is what "I raped that test" means.
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Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
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The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
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Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
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The "real answer" is no idea.
The "real answer" is no idea.
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That's only a five point question?
That's only a five point question?
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I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.
I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.
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For all I know about Open Reading Frames he could very well be right.
For all I know about Open Reading Frames he could very well be right.
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He's a Math T.A. I'd be surprised if he didn't know all 150 original Pokemon.
He's a Math T.A. I'd be surprised if he didn't know all 150 original Pokemon.
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Obviously everything's drawn to scale.
Obviously everything's drawn to scale.
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"I did this for every question on the test. Easiest 40% I ever got!"
"I did this for every question on the test. Easiest 40% I ever got!"
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Looks like teacher almost made a mistake spelling "indeed". No giraffe can save him from that stupidity.
Looks like teacher almost made a mistake spelling "indeed". No giraffe can save him from that stupidity.
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"The drawing alone took up most of the class time."
"The drawing alone took up most of the class time."
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The Orgo TA had to take off for "lack of originality."
The Orgo TA had to take off for "lack of originality."
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He should have gotten that answer right seeing as how Galactus' Head is ALL KNOWING AND ALL POWERFUL!
He should have gotten that answer right seeing as how Galactus' Head is ALL KNOWING AND ALL POWERFUL!
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In our opinion any use of ninjas should get you at least half a point. Unfortunately, the professor didn't feel the same way.
In our opinion any use of ninjas should get you at least half a point. Unfortunately, the professor didn't feel the same way.
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Tonight, we dine in Gibbons Hall. They've got a taco stand in their food court.
Tonight, we dine in Gibbons Hall. They've got a taco stand in their food court.
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They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.
They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.
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The CH Giraffe is fail-safe folks. Guaranteed grade boost every single time.
The CH Giraffe is fail-safe folks. Guaranteed grade boost every single time.
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Someone just saw 300 for the first time.
Someone just saw 300 for the first time.
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You try looking at that happy whale and not giving full credit. It's impossible.
You try looking at that happy whale and not giving full credit. It's impossible.
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