Best Test Answers
He deserves at least half credit on the third one!
He deserves at least half credit on the third one!
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I guess they give you points for showing up?
I guess they give you points for showing up?
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Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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At least he tried.
At least he tried.
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Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.
Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.
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I love Superman, but control charts baffle me.
The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."
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Duh - who doesn't know what it's called when solar energy is redirected from the surface of an object?
Duh – who doesn't know what it's called when solar energy is redirected from the surface of an object?
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How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
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You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!
You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!
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"Funny part is, I got 3/5 for the question."
"Funny part is, I got 3/5 for the question."
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Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?
Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?
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"Please expand."
"Please expand."
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A wiseguy, eh?
A wiseguy, eh?
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Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
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Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
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Okay, but say you don't have a vaginometer.
Okay, but say you don't have a vaginometer.
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Incorrect because you spelled it wrong. It should be, "n00b."
Incorrect because you spelled it wrong. It should be, "n00b."
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He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
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The answer was 3.
The answer was 3.
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Who fills out their email ID on an exam anyway?
Who fills out their email ID on an exam anyway?
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Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
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I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino!
I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino!
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A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
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The correct answer is, "retardadisity."
The correct answer is, "retardadisity."
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Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
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"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
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Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.
Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.
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"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
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"The TA is not a Suns fan."
"The TA is not a Suns fan."
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"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
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This is what "I raped that test" means.
This is what "I raped that test" means.
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I've always wondered, is it possible to get worse than an F?
I've always wondered, is it possible to get worse than an F?
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"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
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The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
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Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
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That's only a five point question?
That's only a five point question?
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I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.
I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.
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Someone FINALLY benefits from their stupid professor's poor wording on an exam.
Someone FINALLY benefits from their stupid professor's poor wording on an exam.
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Who said Creed wouldn't leave their mark on history?
Who said Creed wouldn't leave their mark on history?
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Well, that's somewhat positive, right?
Well, that's somewhat positive, right?
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"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
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Work - something my teacher doesn't do.
Work – something my teacher doesn't do.
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You've gotta give him half credit on that one.
You've gotta give him half credit on that one.
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Rhymes with nice.
Rhymes with nice.
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The word you're looking for is "baller."
The word you're looking for is "baller."
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