The Top 8 Chill Blazers
"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
1
Father shant be taking me to Sunday school anymore.
Father shant be taking me to Sunday school anymore.
2
No one will be spared. Not even the younglings.
No one will be spared. Not even the younglings.
3
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
4
Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
5
Runners Up For Employee of the Month. Right behind the cops who watched a murder happen.
Runners Up For Employee of the Month. Right behind the cops who watched a murder happen.
6
Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.
Like you never duck out of work early to be with your family. Hypocrite.
7
You'll never party this hard.
You'll never party this hard.
8We didn't start the fire, but their chill attitude towards it is rather suspect.
