The Very Best of Yahoo Answers
Now THAT'S a comeback!
Now THAT'S a comeback!
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OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know.
OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know.
2
He only inherited 3 letters from your name, Gary.
He only inherited 3 letters from your name, Gary.
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Assisted suicide is always a fun felony to explain at job interviews.
Assisted suicide is always a fun felony to explain at job interviews.
4
He's only 12, don't wronged him!
He's only 12, don't wronged him!
5
Why are you NOT eating dirt?
Why are you NOT eating dirt?
6
Play-DO'H!
Play-DO'H!
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"I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?"
"I'm sorry you don't GET my humor, Mom. Whose fault is that?"
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And that's the "Best Answer" out of 352 responses so....
And that's the "Best Answer" out of 352 responses so….
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"Your honor, I'd like to submit this screencap from CollegeHumor.com as evidence of voluntary manslaughter."
"Your honor, I'd like to submit this screencap from CollegeHumor.com as evidence of voluntary manslaughter."
10
Specifically the line starting with 361. A lot of good DNA there.
Specifically the line starting with 361. A lot of good DNA there.
11
He'd make a really sweet uncle though.
He'd make a really sweet uncle though.
12
"... only stupid people are breeding."
"… only stupid people are breeding."
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I'd give anything for a video of him doing it.
I'd give anything for a video of him doing it.
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Trust me, the advice for "getting rid of it" was much more graphic.
Trust me, the advice for "getting rid of it" was much more graphic.
15
Mom of the year.
Mom of the year.
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What an idiot! Boys typically don't get it... until they're like 18 or 19 I think.
What an idiot! Boys typically don't get it… until they're like 18 or 19 I think.
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Great job on that report. Way to really thicken up and be wider than you are long.
Great job on that report. Way to really thicken up and be wider than you are long.
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Weirdest part: Ricky M's his dad.
Weirdest part: Ricky M's his dad.
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C'mon, at that age it's just a fad.
C'mon, at that age it's just a fad.
20
That guy replied "just to pass the time away."
That guy replied "just to pass the time away."
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Sherry expert/ professional alcoholic/ experienced in assisting parental homicide for underage drinkers.
Sherry expert/ professional alcoholic/ experienced in assisting parental homicide for underage drinkers.
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What kid doesn't go through this phase? It's practically a rite of passage.
What kid doesn't go through this phase? It's practically a rite of passage.
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What a n00b. It's obviously a shovel.
What a n00b. It's obviously a shovel.
24
It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.
It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.
25
I want this man to one day run my country.
I want this man to one day run my country.
26
Kids these days, they're no good with money.
Kids these days, they're no good with money.
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Okay, okay first thing's first. Only vampire babies drink period blood. It's a last resort and a monstrous thing to drink. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a woman's period will keep you ali
Okay, okay first thing's first. Only vampire babies drink period blood. It's a last resort and a monstrous thing to drink. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a woman's period will keep you ali
28
He'd really like to stress the word "Inadvertently."
He'd really like to stress the word "Inadvertently."
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Also, the cops and nurses wherever you go will all look exactly the same.
Also, the cops and nurses wherever you go will all look exactly the same.
30
I don't see that one on iTunes.
I don't see that one on iTunes.
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It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
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I can send you my recipe, but you're wasting your time if you use any other meat than "Grade A" Alaskan Firedragon.
I can send you my recipe, but you're wasting your time if you use any other meat than "Grade A" Alaskan Firedragon.
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It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon.
It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon.
34Because there's no wrong answer, just wrong people.
