Best Dorm Xmas Tree
Don't ask what Santa left under the tree.
Don't ask what Santa left under the tree.
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Merry XXMas.
Merry XXMas.
2
You're probably thinking "How did that mouse get on there?" He's drunk.
You're probably thinking "How did that mouse get on there?" He's drunk.
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Oh Keystone tree oh keystone tree...
Oh Keystone tree oh keystone tree…
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Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas everybody!
5
Halloween is over, let Christmas season begin!
Halloween is over, let Christmas season begin!
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Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, could you get that ball? Little help? Thanks.
Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, could you get that ball? Little help? Thanks.
7
If they made a college Christmas movie about kids who are too poor to go home for Christmas, this would be the miracle climax.
If they made a college Christmas movie about kids who are too poor to go home for Christmas, this would be the miracle climax.
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Clumsy Tom, will you do the honor of placing the angel atop the tree?
Clumsy Tom, will you do the honor of placing the angel atop the tree?
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The hardest part was balancing it on the tip of the angel's halo. Nobody sneeze.
The hardest part was balancing it on the tip of the angel's halo. Nobody sneeze.
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Awww... you got me beer. How did you know?
Awww… you got me beer. How did you know?
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Liquor is bad for real trees, but great for fake ones.
Liquor is bad for real trees, but great for fake ones.
12
Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
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After you finish a beer, if it was good enough, it gets to go to beer heaven
After you finish a beer, if it was good enough, it gets to go to beer heaven
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A Rocky Mountain Christmas.
A Rocky Mountain Christmas.
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Pretty good, considering he doesn't remember making it.
Pretty good, considering he doesn't remember making it.
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"We were bored while studying for finals, so we spent an hour making this."
"We were bored while studying for finals, so we spent an hour making this."
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Its never too early to celebrate christmas!
Its never too early to celebrate christmas!
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This one's for me (pours some beer onto the ground) and this one is for my homey Jesus.
This one's for me (pours some beer onto the ground) and this one is for my homey Jesus.
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Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing – where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
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Some people prefer artificial Christmas trees.
Some people prefer artificial Christmas trees.
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I've met the man, and Jack Daniels is no angel.
I've met the man, and Jack Daniels is no angel.
22
"235 Bottles of Rolling Rock to make this reality. Let's see if my step-dad wants to get wasted and fall into the Christmas tree this time."
"235 Bottles of Rolling Rock to make this reality. Let's see if my step-dad wants to get wasted and fall into the Christmas tree this time."
23Most of these will break before they ever make it to the curb.
