Spelling "State" wrong is really the worst way to show how much better you are than those fancy private school boys.

Spelling "State" wrong is really the worst way to show how much better you are than those fancy private school boys.

Every purchase goes towards figuring out the age old question: How do magnets work?

Every purchase goes towards figuring out the age old question: How do magnets work?

"In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us."

"In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us."

For the homeless anything indoors is utopia.

For the homeless anything indoors is utopia.

Ed Hardy's response was to cleverly turn the entire notice into cursive as it weaves around a skull and flaming horse.

Ed Hardy's response was to cleverly turn the entire notice into cursive as it weaves around a skull and flaming horse.

From kusondra

Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep.

Giants need some loving too. Unfortunately the shipping and handling on the massive fleshlight is a little steep.

9 hours of pure bliss is a lot to turn down.

9 hours of pure bliss is a lot to turn down.

From They Took Our Jerbs

You'll know you've reached complete euphoria when all you can hear is a loud, shrieking ring. Much like the ring of an emergency exit alarm.

You'll know you've reached complete euphoria when all you can hear is a loud, shrieking ring. Much like the ring of an emergency exit alarm.

The departure from a "dark desert hwy" is rather fishy. Kinda screams murder if you ask me.

The departure from a "dark desert hwy" is rather fishy. Kinda screams murder if you ask me.

From doggygirlierules

I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.

I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.