Raptor Party

All the good ones are either taken, or extinct.

Amazingly Adorable Super Friends

So cute that it might be evil.

McLovin Hover Hand

"I got a boner."

Bacon Roses

The best thing to happen to roses since Seal.

Gummy Bear Sink

Now with Fluoride.

Paper Bag Wants to be a Kite

You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.

IRL Pokemon Gym

To be your Pokemon master is your destiny? Well, hurry up before it gets turned into a Jamba Juice.

Teen Pregnancy at its Finest

Baby or GTFO

Geology Test Answer

Villager is grateful. Half-credit.

From sarbderi

Front Seat Puppy

"So, are we stopping for ice cream or not?"

Note from School

Jacob's been a PIMP since day 1 of first grade.

Where's Waldo Tattoo

I think the really question is why's Waldo?

Hot Girl Escalator Nap

Well, it can only go down from here.

Creepy Guy Left Out of Make Out Party

Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.

Bird Has Frozen Fish Dilemma

"That's a great idea—but what's a microwave?"

Bob Marley Printer

I think my roommate has a poster of that printer on his wall.

Artist Rendering of a Grocery List

After four years of art school, that's all they can afford.

Cute Kid Shoots Water from His Mouth

Who knew "reverse Indian food" could be such a cool super power?

Weak Raise

Now don't go spending it all on one revenge plot.

Graduation Photo

This screams "HIRE ME!"

Abraham Lincoln Facebook Quote

Lincoln? He's the guy who made WiFi free at Starbucks, right?

Love Thy Neighbors

Engagement is never a secure connection

From Will

Big on the Internet Shirt

"Ever hear of Facebook? Yeah, I didn't invent that."

Tough Guy's UniMotorcycle

"Everything's bad ass when you don't have sleeves."

Expert Medical Advice

"I'll stop taking it, but I won't stop doing it."