Justin Bieber Action Figure

Now with mouth sucking action!

From Pox

Dog in Costume

Pugception

From Real Name

Windows Workers

You come back. You come back in cinco. Cinco.

Tiny Turtle

It's actually a regular-sized turtle being held by a mutant teenager.

Where's Waldo Tattoo Sleeve

Finding him requires getting to third base.

Fast Food Ninja Fight

May the best man not die of a heart attack.

Vagina Size

The more you know.

Motorcycle Accident

3 o'clock, time to pray

Nic Cage Arrest

My hair is a bird, your arrest is invalid.

Hot Wheels Highway

And they said appointing a 6-year-old to be Supreme Leader was a bad idea.

Feminine Hygiene

Well, this is just sexist—and potentially very uncomfortable.

Crazy Joy Ride Ruins Crops

Corn in the axel? That's going to hurt the resell value.

Doomed Pop Tart

Thanks to your contribution to childhood obesity, your death will not be in vain.

Donnie Darko Coloring Book

Gyllenhaal is the Swedish word for crayon.

Boring College Class Bingo

Keep yourself awake in class by playing this game.

From Nick

Cell Phone Warning

I'm totally going to MMS this.

Ultra Downy Detergent

Now with 47 active ingredients.

Yoga Grandma

Ever wonder why Grandpa stays so jolly? Well, mainly dementia.

From Nick Werner

Ocrina Hero

Link beat it 100% on expert

From Taryn