Little Girl Takes Down Pig

Or grant me canadian bacon… Eh?

From Nick Werner

Mr. E.T.

I P.T. the fool!

From Juan

Wookie Dog

Chewie is my co-pilot

Girl Too Tired to Take Escalator

Buying some hilarious gag vomit at Spencer's Gifts should put some pep back into her step.

Violence is Never the Answer

A real gut punch of logic.

Boobs Check

Checks with a statement.

My Husband Can Beat Your Kid at Mortal Kombat

But not a lot else.

Bear Grylls Bathroom Sign

In the British Army, the only thing more important than survival is common courtesy.

Scooter Stroller

See, teens, being a parent really is all fun and games.

Deaf School Concert

"Can you hear in the back? No?"

From sullivan06

The Shining Cuckoo Clock

"Here's 10pm!"

Error 404 Protest Sign

It's not easy bringing down a government—unless they're on Internet Explorer.

Bathtub Motorcycle

Who knew forgetting to scrub behind your ears was actually punishable by law?

The Difference Between Hockey and Soccer

Also, everything else.

Pickle Jobs

Now leave these cucumbers in your mouth 2 to 6 weeks and they should be delicious pickles in no time.

From Andy

Mighty CAPTCHA

Well, maybe not sword. But definitely dagger.

From Will Pharell

Stop Human Trafficking by Speed Dating

There's a lot of traffic for the girl at station 3. She's way hot.

Mario Quilt

It's good they have a pre-stain picture.

Lady Sucking on Child's Cake-Covered Hand

"Do I make you cleaner, baby?"