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Cell Phone Warning

Cell Phone Warning

I'm totally going to MMS this.

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Derp Mom

Derp Mom

Derp Mom

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Please plan your emergencies accordingly.

Please plan your emergencies accordingly.

Please plan your emergencies accordingly.

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If this was an iCup, the line would be around the block

If this was an iCup, the line would be around the block

If this was an iCup, the line would be around the block

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Really? iPhone balls? That's the best title you can come up with CH intern?

Really? iPhone balls? That's the best title you can come up with CH intern?

iPhone Balls

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Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day.

Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day.

Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day.

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Can you hold me now?

Can you hold me now?

Can you hold me now?

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No one calls me anymore. All the kids are into "texting" these days.

No one calls me anymore. All the kids are into "texting" these days.

No one calls me anymore. All the kids are into "texting" these days.

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And his mother wondered why he didn't leave his room for 2 weeks straight.

And his mother wondered why he didn't leave his room for 2 weeks straight.

And his mother wondered why he didn't leave his room for 2 weeks straight.

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Hang in there!

Hang in there!

Hang in there!

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I bet Terry Bradshaw could save this day.

I bet Terry Bradshaw could save this day.

I bet Terry Bradshaw could save this day.

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Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!

Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!

Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!

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"10-10-220 won't save you on this phone!" Oooh, I like!

"10-10-220 won't save you on this phone!" Oooh, I like!

"10-10-220 won't save you on this phone!" Oooh, I like!

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"They really think things through at Merrimack."

"They really think things through at Merrimack."

"They really think things through at Merrimack."

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Depressing online ad placement.

Depressing online ad placement.

Depressing online ad placement.

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"3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3"

"3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3"

"3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3"

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World's largest cell phone.

World's largest cell phone.

World's largest cell phone.

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That's dedication.

That's dedication.

That's dedication.

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Text and Drive

Text and Drive

Text and Drive

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A gallery of reasons why cell phones should exist, and also why they shouldn't.