Screams America
These colors don't run! Ah wait, this one is... Should I see a doctor?
These colors don't run! Ah wait, this one is… Should I see a doctor?
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I swear I had that toy when I was 5.
I swear I had that toy when I was 5.
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Patriot Pimp
Patriot Pimp
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If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life.
If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life.
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This boy is all of us. We are all trapped in freedom's mighty claws.
This boy is all of us. We are all trapped in freedom's mighty claws.
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The only thing that bumper sticker is missing is it's own bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on Osama Bin Laden.
The only thing that bumper sticker is missing is it's own bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on Osama Bin Laden.
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Wow, someone REALLY supports the troops. I mean I support them and all, but these guys are serious.
Wow, someone REALLY supports the troops. I mean I support them and all, but these guys are serious.
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In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."
In case you can't read it – "Freedom isn't free."
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Jihad that!
Jihad that!
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"You add the red!"
"You add the red!"
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Puttin' the "camo" in AmeriCA MOtherf*cker!
Puttin' the "camo" in AmeriCA MOtherf*cker!
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Fireworks and lightning on the fourth. Neat.
Fireworks and lightning on the fourth. Neat.
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Mission Accomplished Photobomb
Obam-owned
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Obama Apologizes for Birth Certificate Delay
Now who wants to see the death certificate?
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Their relationship is as strong as duct tape, unbreakable.
Their relationship is as strong as duct tape, unbreakable.
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Terror Alert Now Raised to Confetti
It's only scary for the people who have to clean it up.
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You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai.
You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai.
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"That's the most delicious Montreal I've had in weeks."
"That's the most delicious Montreal I've had in weeks."
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Just close your eyes and pretend it's a dream. It will all be over soon.
Just close your eyes and pretend it's a dream. It will all be over soon.
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"Drunken cheese art... new contest?" We're game if you guys are.
"Drunken cheese art… new contest?" We're game if you guys are.
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Say "I do" to freedom.
Say "I do" to freedom.
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Osama bin Tagged on Facebook
What's even worse is his dad found that picture of him drinking a FourLoko.
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George W. Bush is the prettiest president, yes he is.
George W. Bush is the prettiest president, yes he is.
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USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
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The Most Interesting President in the World
If you mess with Barack, you'll end up with dos equis—where your eyes used to be.
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Ghost of Osama bin Laden on Twitter
Note: Followers will not receive 72 virgins.
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Igor Biden
The Hunchback of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
27Stay inside and mourn your loss, Brits.
