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Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Children's Themed Picture Gallery

Imagine how blatant he would be if Lindsay Lohan was his Hermione.

Imagine how blatant he would be if Lindsay Lohan was his Hermione.

Imagine how blatant he would be if Lindsay Lohan was his Hermione.

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Anyone who thought the seventh book would be the end of Harry Potter-mania has never met a Lord of the Rings dork.

Anyone who thought the seventh book would be the end of Harry Potter-mania has never met a Lord of the Rings dork.

Anyone who thought the seventh book would be the end of Harry Potter-mania has never met a Lord of the Rings dork.

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"I knew harry potter did more than just magic."

"I knew harry potter did more than just magic."

"I knew harry potter did more than just magic."

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And you wondered why only witches ride broomsticks?

And you wondered why only witches ride broomsticks?

And you wondered why only witches ride broomsticks?

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I'd like to Huffle her Puff.

I'd like to Huffle her Puff.

I'd like to Huffle her Puff.

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A Lindsay Lohan as Hermoine costume.

A Lindsay Lohan as Hermoine costume.

A Lindsay Lohan as Hermoine costume.

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Harry Potter and the Secret of Dumbledore

Harry Potter and the Secret of Dumbledore

Harry Potter and the Secret of Dumbledore

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The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.

The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.

The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.

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I KNEW Voldemort was a metaphor for terrorism in the Middle East! And magic is a metaphor for oil...whoa.

I KNEW Voldemort was a metaphor for terrorism in the Middle East! And magic is a metaphor for oil...whoa.

I KNEW Voldemort was a metaphor for terrorism in the Middle East! And magic is a metaphor for oil…whoa.

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Hermione Granger's twin, Hermugly.

Hermione Granger's twin, Hermugly.

Hermione Granger's twin, Hermugly.

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Hey Hermoine, see you in Maxim in three years!

Hey Hermoine, see you in Maxim in three years!

Hey Hermoine, see you in Maxim in three years!

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Yarn.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Yarn.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Yarn.

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Hermione, but specifically the Lindsay Lohan version of Hermione.

Hermione, but specifically the Lindsay Lohan version of Hermione.

Hermione, but specifically the Lindsay Lohan version of Hermione.

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And they covered it in a furnunculus charm, we'll never get it off!

And they covered it in a furnunculus charm, we'll never get it off!

And they covered it in a furnunculus charm, we'll never get it off!

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"Rented this, but I think the title's a bit off"

"Rented this, but I think the title's a bit off"

"Rented this, but I think the title's a bit off"

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Someone snuck out to Hogsmeade.

Someone snuck out to Hogsmeade.

Someone snuck out to Hogsmeade.

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A real Harry Potter fan would have gotten a lightning bolt tattooed on their forehead.

A real Harry Potter fan would have gotten a lightning bolt tattooed on their forehead.

A real Harry Potter fan would have gotten a lightning bolt tattooed on their forehead.

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Sexy Hermoine Granger

Sexy Hermoine Granger

Engorgio spell UNNECESSARY

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Harry Potter's chamber of secrets needs protection. And lube.

Harry Potter's chamber of secrets needs protection. And lube.

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Spoiler Alert: Harry lives.