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The Best Road Trip Photo Album Ever

It's scooters from here on out boys.

It's scooters from here on out boys.

It's scooters from here on out boys.

1
Hot Wheels Highway

Hot Wheels Highway

And they said appointing a 6-year-old to be Supreme Leader was a bad idea.

2
Fresh Prince Cab Fare

Fresh Prince Cab Fare

He had to pay with IOUs and Men in Black producer credits.

3
Wookie Dog

Wookie Dog

Chewie is my co-pilot

4
Google Maps Mishap

Google Maps Mishap

Must… Obey… Google…

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The only thing that could make this picture more fake is if it was Exit 420B. UPDATE: thanks to Michael who emailed us to let us know this picture isn't fake at all.

The only thing that could make this picture more fake is if it was Exit 420B. UPDATE: thanks to Michael who emailed us to let us know this picture isn't fake at all.

The only thing that could make this picture more fake is if it was Exit 420B. UPDATE: thanks to Michael who emailed us to let us know this picture isn't fake at all.

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This point of view is looking out from the cockpit of a modded Millennium Falcon Civic.

This point of view is looking out from the cockpit of a modded Millennium Falcon Civic.

This point of view is looking out from the cockpit of a modded Millennium Falcon Civic.

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Unfortunately not a cell phone hotspot so good luck with that.

Unfortunately not a cell phone hotspot so good luck with that.

Unfortunately not a cell phone hotspot so good luck with that.

8
He replaced his windshield wiper fluid with Lemon-Lime Gatorade for quick drinking action.

He replaced his windshield wiper fluid with Lemon-Lime Gatorade for quick drinking action.

He replaced his windshield wiper fluid with Lemon-Lime Gatorade for quick drinking action.

9
Boner Ranch

Boner Ranch

Boner Ranch

10
Taking the car pool lane to a whole new level

Taking the car pool lane to a whole new level

Taking the car pool lane to a whole new level

11
Don't freak out! It's actually being towed by another truck. Unfortunately the truck is going max speed in reverse.

Don't freak out! It's actually being towed by another truck. Unfortunately the truck is going max speed in reverse.

Don't freak out! It's actually being towed by another truck. Unfortunately the truck is going max speed in reverse.

12
"NOW do you think motorcycling is dangerous? Oh, you still do."

"NOW do you think motorcycling is dangerous? Oh, you still do."

"NOW do you think motorcycling is dangerous? Oh, you still do."

13
"Exit 420 is real, and hilarious."

"Exit 420 is real, and hilarious."

"Exit 420 is real, and hilarious."

14
Moonings never looked so soft and comfortable.

Moonings never looked so soft and comfortable.

Moonings never looked so soft and comfortable.

15
You can never start them too young.

You can never start them too young.

You can never start them too young.

16
Hopefully he doesn't spin out of control this time around.

Hopefully he doesn't spin out of control this time around.

Hopefully he doesn't spin out of control this time around.

17
Keep it under 88mph!

Keep it under 88mph!

Keep it under 88mph!

18
'Do you guys have anything that doesn't have roast beef in it?''There's the roast beef egg sausage and roast beef - that doesn't have much roast beef.'

'Do you guys have anything that doesn't have roast beef in it?''There's the roast beef egg sausage and roast beef - that doesn't have much roast beef.'

'Do you guys have anything that doesn't have roast beef in it?''There's the roast beef egg sausage and roast beef – that doesn't have much roast beef.'

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No, she's the fat one!

No, she's the fat one!

No, she's the fat one!

20
Let's start over Costello, what is the name of the town at exit 119?!?

Let's start over Costello, what is the name of the town at exit 119?!?

Let's start over Costello, what is the name of the town at exit 119?!?

21
Motorcycle Baby

Motorcycle Baby

At least he's in the backseat.

22
You know what? Let's get food at the next exit.

You know what? Let's get food at the next exit.

You know what? Let's get food at the next exit.

23
Either that, or a centaur.

Either that, or a centaur.

Either that, or a centaur.

24
"Take this exit, I have a hunch he may be around here somewhere."

"Take this exit, I have a hunch he may be around here somewhere."

"Take this exit, I have a hunch he may be around here somewhere."

25
Optimus Prime just wasn't getting the best MPG on his own.

Optimus Prime just wasn't getting the best MPG on his own.

Optimus Prime just wasn't getting the best MPG on his own.

26
Star Wars Car

Star Wars Car

Porkins skidded out half a mile back.

27
Dick Directions = Dickrections

Dick Directions = Dickrections

Here's to hoping the destination is warm.

28
Richard Gere is a Decent Actor

Richard Gere is a Decent Actor

This is his Vietnam.

29
Just because something's "street legal" doesn't mean you should drive it.

Just because something's "street legal" doesn't mean you should drive it.

Just because something's "street legal" doesn't mean you should drive it.

30
If you zoom enough there's an even smaller Hot Wheels truck on top of that one.

If you zoom enough there's an even smaller Hot Wheels truck on top of that one.

If you zoom enough there's an even smaller Hot Wheels truck on top of that one.

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Note: This is not as effective in North Korea.

Note: This is not as effective in North Korea.

Note: This is not as effective in North Korea.

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Where we're going, we don't need roadtrips.