The 20 Funniest Signs From Occupy Wall Street

Top 1% Y U No Guy

If there's one thing the top 1% knows, it's obscure Internet memes. He's practically saying "I'm online all day doing nothing instead of looking for a job."

My Cardboard Can Beat Your Billboard

This is truly a battle of David vs Goliath. The cardboard sign is weak, much like its owner. The billboard is strong, like the companies that own the advertisements on it. Now does someone have a slingshot we can use.

Fix Are Skoolz

It's incomprehensible how our politicians can just ignore our schools and education systems. This poor girl obviously hasn't had the opportunity to shower in weeks. Also, I think she might have made a typo.

Go To Jail

You can't send the Monopoly guy to prison. Don't you realize what they'd do to a guy like that in there? Let's just say Baltic Avenue will be even closer to his Community Chest.

If U R Here Only For The Band Go Home

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a little music while you fight the machine. For God's sake, it's hard to download new stuff while you're living in a park.

Legalize Weed And Bring Back Arrested Development

On top of everything the government and financial industry has done to America, they even had to go and take the most important thing of all. They took our Gob.

You Can Never Find A Good Left-Wing Military Coup When You Need One

n the left wing's defense, he only checked under that one couch cushion before giving up and buying sign supplies.

You Know Things Are Messed Up When Librarians Start Marching

When you close libraries old people have nowhere to hangout during the day. That means they'll be spending more time with their families and no one wants that. There's something we can all agree on.

Robin Hood Was Right

Question: Why is every letter capitalized except the i's? If you can't be consIstent with your punctuatIon in your attempts at making clever sIgns then I cannot take you serIously.

In Capitalist America Bank Robs You

At least they're not robbing this woman of her sign-making freedoms. If it weren't for her, I, and all of the people he owes money too, would have forgotten Yakov Smirnof even existed.

For Sale: America

I think China's already put a down payment on it. Maybe if we raise enough money from the acoustic guitar playing jams we can convince them to let us buy it back.

Wuck Fall Street

See this Wall Street?! If the government could afford a proper education for our youth, he'd be able to spell correctly. At least he's listening to an audio book of the Constitution.

Shoot Sperm Not Bullets

Look, sex sells. And selling the idea of a revolution isn't always easy. Let's just hope the army doesn't figure out how to shoot sperm from high-powered rifles.

Please Do Not Step On The Chalk Art

You can steal our homes, money and jobs, but we'll be damned if you steal our right to play with chalk. The key is to stay positive though, so we suggest hitting on her. The cops already gave you a great conversation starter.

Don't Be A Douche

Easier said than done. Being a douche takes years of dedication and commitment. Much like the unraveling of our financial system.

Wall Street Attacks

This guy's been waiting since 1996 when "Mars Attack" came out to make this sign. Next time you see the movie, really pay attention to how the Martian invasion is an allegory for those Fat Cats on Wall Street.

I'm So Angry I Made A Sign

People need to get angry. That's how real revolutions start. Unfortunately painting the sign was really therapeutic and calming, so he's going to just start doing yoga and meditating rather than protesting.

My Arms Are Tired

Since some believe the protesters are too lazy to work I don't think complaining about your arms being tired is the best way to convey your message. If anything you should be doing push-ups to let everyone know how energized you all are.

I Shaved My Balls For This!? and Bring Back Crystal Pepsi

Look at all the sacrifices that have been made. On the left, someone who went out of their way to borrow their roommate's razor. On the right, someone who cares so deeply about an issue that they're willing to get arrested for clear cola.

Ignore Me, Go Shopping

It'd be much easier to ignore him if he didn't scream at the top of his lungs every 5 seconds. But if you do plan on going shopping he could really use another "I'm a goat" t-shirt.