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The Most Awkward Basketball Photos Ever Taken

There's the pick, now where's the roll?

There's the pick, now where's the roll?

There's the pick, now where's the roll?

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Charging!

Charging!

Charging!

2
Hiya!

Hiya!

Hiya!

3
Like Dirk Nowitzki doesn't know what's going on! He's Dirk Nowitzki!

Like Dirk Nowitzki doesn't know what's going on! He's Dirk Nowitzki!

Like Dirk Nowitzki doesn't know what's going on! He's Dirk Nowitzki!

4
Shaq and Nuggets 5-foot 6-inch guard Earl Boykins. No trick photography involved.

Shaq and Nuggets 5-foot 6-inch guard Earl Boykins. No trick photography involved.

Shaq and Nuggets 5-foot 6-inch guard Earl Boykins. No trick photography involved.

5
Gimme that ball!

Gimme that ball!

Gimme that ball!

6
"No, put the balls in the BASKET!"

"No, put the balls in the BASKET!"

"No, put the balls in the BASKET!"

7
This was from the ECU/Virginia Tech basketball game... gives new meaning to the phrase "hokie pokie"...

This was from the ECU/Virginia Tech basketball game... gives new meaning to the phrase "hokie pokie"...

This was from the ECU/Virginia Tech basketball game… gives new meaning to the phrase "hokie pokie"…

8
Midgets playing basketball.

Midgets playing basketball.

Midgets playing basketball.

9
Unfortunately for him, basketball is the sport with the least amount of clothes.

Unfortunately for him, basketball is the sport with the least amount of clothes.

Unfortunately for him, basketball is the sport with the least amount of clothes.

10
Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

11
Taking it Hard to the Hole

Taking it Hard to the Hole

Taking it Hard to the Hole

12
Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself!

13
This is his first game of basketball, ever.

This is his first game of basketball, ever.

This is his first game of basketball, ever.

14
Me want ball.

Me want ball.

Me want ball.

15
Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

Well excuuuuuuuuse moi.

16
Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures...

Kyle Korver is making a habit of looking like a pussy in pictures…

17
Sam Cassell Stretching

Sam Cassell Stretching

In Boston, Cassell's career may finally have a happy ending.

18
And this is the WNBA All-Star team.

And this is the WNBA All-Star team.

And this is the WNBA All-Star team.

19
For missing the rebound, they were all punished to spend an eternity in the Phantom Zone.

For missing the rebound, they were all punished to spend an eternity in the Phantom Zone.

For missing the rebound, they were all punished to spend an eternity in the Phantom Zone.

20
"Whoa, you didn't tell me you were a screamer."

"Whoa, you didn't tell me you were a screamer."

"Whoa, you didn't tell me you were a screamer."

21
Alley-opps! Sorry about that.

Alley-opps! Sorry about that.

Alley-opps! Sorry about that.

22
I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.

I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.

I can't not imagine this happening in slow-motion.

23
He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss.

He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss.

He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss.

24
Instead of a jump ball they just spooned on the court for 15 minutes.

Instead of a jump ball they just spooned on the court for 15 minutes.

Instead of a jump ball they just spooned on the court for 15 minutes.

25
He emits a high pitched scream every time he touches the ball.

He emits a high pitched scream every time he touches the ball.

He emits a high pitched scream every time he touches the ball.

26
He just took the pat on the butt to a whole new level.

He just took the pat on the butt to a whole new level.

He just took the pat on the butt to a whole new level.

27

If there's one reason to resolve the lockout, it's athletic giants looking goofy.