The Very Best of Thanksgiving 2011
Happy Thanxgiving!
Happy Thanxgiving!
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Gobbler's Knob
Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.
2
When your professor needs Thanksgiving break more than you do...
When your professor needs Thanksgiving break more than you do…
3
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
4
Turkey Hand Slap
I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project.
5
"Saw this outside a restaurant in San Luis Obispo."
"Saw this outside a restaurant in San Luis Obispo."
6
I'm sorry sign, but I'm going to have to disagree with you.
I'm sorry sign, but I'm going to have to disagree with you.
7
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
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For Thanksgiving this year I baked a Cherpumple Monster Pie-Cake. It's a three layer cake. Layer 1 is a whole pumpkin pie baked into a spice cake. Layer 2 is a whole apple pie baked into a yellow cake. Layer 3 is a whole cherry pie baked into a white ca
For Thanksgiving this year I baked a Cherpumple Monster Pie-Cake. It's a three layer cake. Layer 1 is a whole pumpkin pie baked into a spice cake. Layer 2 is a whole apple pie baked into a yellow cake. Layer 3 is a whole cherry pie baked into a white ca
9
His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.
His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.
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"A bacon-wrapped turkey stuffed with mini-tacos."
"A bacon-wrapped turkey stuffed with mini-tacos."
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Being Wal-Mart's most talented stock boy is a like being community college valedictorian.
Being Wal-Mart's most talented stock boy is a like being community college valedictorian.
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A turduckenson - a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a person.
A turduckenson – a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a person.
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Oh, I think we'll be fine.
Oh, I think we'll be fine.
14
Why get a turkey when all anyone wants is the stuffing?
Why get a turkey when all anyone wants is the stuffing?
15
That turkey leg's 4 feet long.
That turkey leg's 4 feet long.
16Be thankful that you only have to see your weird cousins once a year.
