Christmas Is Ruined
Decorate your house then threaten your kids at knife point to stop bitching about that damn x-box he wants.
Decorate your house then threaten your kids at knife point to stop bitching about that damn x-box he wants.
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She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest.
She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest.
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God bless us, each and every FART.
God bless us, each and every FART.
3
Dad does love hardcore double-dildo action...
Dad does love hardcore double-dildo action…
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Bury Christmas, Rudolph!
Bury Christmas, Rudolph!
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To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head.
To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head.
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Santa will grant them all their dreams and wishes this year. And maybe a nightmare or two.
Santa will grant them all their dreams and wishes this year. And maybe a nightmare or two.
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I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.
I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.
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Well if you didn't know Santa was using experimental superdrugs, how did you think he got the reindeer to fly?
Well if you didn't know Santa was using experimental superdrugs, how did you think he got the reindeer to fly?
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"Nothing say's "Hot Deals on Cigars" like 12 pieces of shit decorating a tree. Or is this Christmas at the Dildo house?"
"Nothing say's "Hot Deals on Cigars" like 12 pieces of shit decorating a tree. Or is this Christmas at the Dildo house?"
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Maybe they should have used a different color candle?
Maybe they should have used a different color candle?
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I got you a prank for Christmas.
I got you a prank for Christmas.
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Because who wants to go home to their parents computer and access porno.com?
Because who wants to go home to their parents computer and access porno.com?
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What more could a christmas angel ask for?
What more could a christmas angel ask for?
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Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
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We always knew, Prancer.
We always knew, Prancer.
16Now that's the holiday spirit.
