Yoda Replaces Jesus In Nativity Scene

The messiah, he is.

Miniature Hat For Your Ear

An even smaller one goes over your ear drum.

The Jesus Toaster

The perfect way to make your Grilled Cheesus Christ.

Vaglica For Fire Commissioner

At least he can put out your girlfriend's fire

From Baxter APD

Please Don't Shame Students In Library

They didn't say anything about jumping on them.

Star Wars Christmas

Spock's just working part-time as Santa's elf for the holidays.

Baby Pees On Dad

At least the baby looks ha-pee.

Professor Dog Reads A Book

Please don't disturb him during reading hours.

Cookie Takes Luxurious Hot Chocolate Bath

He got sad after realizing his legs turned to mush.

Man Covers Entire Body In Post-It Notes

He didn't want to get sunburn and look like an idiot.

Baby Relaxing Like A Champ

This is the life. People feed you, change you, AND give you baths.

Family Holiday Photo With Guns

Looks like grandma's not too happy with Lil' Billy.

Portable Stripper Pole

Let's hope those dollar bills stay in while she's dancing on the highway.

Magneto Bunny

You don't want to be able to hear his thoughts. They're very dark.

Peter Griffin Yearbook Photo

You laugh, then realize he's dating Lois, the hottest girl in the class.

Kiddie Tazer Toy

It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.